Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

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Well, I know what my children are getting for Easter.

Thanks!

Yupp I thought of you right away haha!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Well, I know what my children are getting for Easter.

Thanks!

Yupp I thought of you right away haha!

What can I say, my filthy black heart is easily identifible for what fits this house.

 

[maple]

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Back from the dr. he says her lungs are not crackling but she's hacking something feirce so he prescribed prednisone. Her heart rate was racing but that's because of the albutirol. She coughs so bad and so much it squeezes her tummy and makes her wanna puke but mostly she is salivating like a mastiff and spitting huge soupy puddles in a bucket filled with chunks of yellow puss.

Glad u asked ain't cha?

Still had a fever this am but right now it's below 100*...hopefully it stays that way. She's sitting up and playing with her little sister...barbie's and animlas and campers. No school today because of "school improvement," but it didn't stop me getting up with my youngest and standing outside for the bus this morning till a neighbor walked across his lawn and said, no school. No why didn't I know this? Ticks me off...I soooo wanted to keep sleeping and so did Ava and she was really pissy this morning trying to get motivated to go to school...so then once we find out...I think, good, we can go lay back down...but apparently Ava is now awake and has to keep talking to me and showing me things in this toy magazine.

 

[sparkles2307]

We've had no school the past 2 days for MN Educators Foundation... my kids were racing to be ready for the bus this morning. I didn't tell them otherwise. I'm mean.


I hope she feels better soon. Sick kids are just no fun for anyone

 

[maple]

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Yeah I'm sparkling today all right.

I'm sparkling too. I stopped by my mom's and asked where she got the flowers...pink roses and white canna lillies? I think that's what they are called? Anyway, they were all sparklefied and glittery poo'd. She says, do you want to take them home with you...uh, no, they're done...meaning wilted and turning brown and soggy looking. So she talks me into taking them to throw them in my burn pile and in the process I in turn get dusted with sparkles that I don't figure out till later when I go in the bathroom and see my black t sparkle in the light.


...and to answer where she got them... my first guess.... something from one of her quilt shops? ...No.... Second guess....since it's october and there were pink flowers and she's a boob cancer survivor...did someone get them for breast cancer awareness? ...No...

In fact she said, I'd NEVER guess where they were from....



















My sister works at a hair salon...a girl's X-boyfriend trying to stir trouble with her new current boyfriend sent her flowers...she opted not to take them home and cause a ruckus so my sister took them home and gave them to mom. She's right...I would not have guessed that but I'm disappointed my 3 hours of sleep brain didn't come up with some fun guesses....like what? I don't know...like from her "boyfriend." tee hee...she doesn't have one and she's a widow for 11 years...but still that would have been fun. And then I could have said, "Your lesbian lover?" Just to get a rise out of her....darn it, you sleepy head!!!

 

[maple]

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That is cruel....I LIKE it. You're my kinda woman!

 

[maple]

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youngin!

 

[Southernbelle]

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Leave an anonymous note on her desk when she's away from it.

 

[maple]

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No thanks...I already had a half eaten soggy icecream cone from Micky D's today. ...Ava didn't want to finish it...so I had a lil and threw the rest to the chickens.

 

[maple]

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Leave an anonymous note on her desk when she's away from it.

...or wheeze and hack and fall on the floor holding your arms and legs in the air like your a dead stiff cow...and don't forget to do the lip thing.