Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Southernbelle]

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That's awesome, Dacs! Are you moving or buying a snowbird house? You are frustratingly vague on the details!

 

[ibpboo]

Good morning!

Deb, you were close, 481!

Dac, where out west? near me? lol


I often have green fingers, not blue ones.

And I haven't read everything in between.

Thanks for the late b-day wish!


I have to get ready for work, so not sure how much catching up I can do right now.

Hi Michelle!

 

[ibpboo]

I still need an idea of wht type of super hero I should be for my luncy convention.

Super hero carrot?
Super chicken?


HELP!!

 

[sparkles2307]

Homemade Granola:

1/3 C Honey
1/4 C Oil
1/2 C Apple Juice
1 teaspoon salt
3 1/2 cups Oatmeal

Boil honey, oil, apple juice and salt. Mix and bake 350 for about 45 minutes or until light brown.



This is the one that goes in the protein balls. Also, it goes well alone. I've been noshing it since I was a baby and it never gets old.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Yes take the puppy for a visit, maybe they'll want him in the movie!

 

[maple]

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According to Nelly.... Super Hero Margarita meets Chocolate Eye Ball.

But then if Sparkles were to suggest she may say, "Super Lip Curling Bull."

If Laree's kids were going they might just wear a cape....and nothin else....and pee in the woods or off a deck or whatever...and Laree would be Super Gimp Girl.

Orchy would be Super Girl in Orchy Pants and wear a knitted hat with a knitted beard pirate lady with blue fingers.

If Belle were going she might be Super Mom and Algea would be Black Heart....oh wait, that's more like a villian.

Boyd would be Super Squirell Funk Zombie Masacre Dude and Dac would be Super Grampy

but make sure to let him hold a rifle and a bright orange vest and let him wear some antlers just for the fun of it.

Debs....well, she should be Super Spandex Marathon Woman....and if debiray ever brought her butt back in here, then we could call her, "Super Bus Transport Crazy Hiccup Straw Guzzling Woman."

Pbj...would be "Super Duck known to throw shoes...old lady."

Chelle....of course she'd have to go as "Super Cute Puppy awww dontcha wanna kiss me and rub my butt and throw me a ball hero."

Lori would have to go as "Super I know what you did with that lard lady."

Buff would have to be, "Super Tons of Zippers on her shorts wears a helmet lady."

Kelly would be none other than, "Super Eyeliner Goat lady."

Bows would be "Super Stinky hooha."

Mcfly is gonna be Super Cinderella Zombie girl.

ods n ends would be "Super Lurker Make an Occasional funny when we least expect it hero."

and batty would of course be "Super Batty."

mapes would be "Super Sticky Maple sticks to cute neighbor Tree."


....who am I missing? Did I cover everyone? If I forgot someone that's because they are Super Invisible and as you can see, it's purely not my fault cuz this is how I roll on 3 hours of sleep. aaaah, I forgot saddi...that's dangerous cuz Super Invisible Saddi dones super invisible knives she throws.

oh and how could I forget... Super Ducky plays with Robots and chases chickens Hero...

So boo...our favorite Lundy...I think you need to make some sort of trough...big box painted grey or something...make it look like it's filled with water...and your pititful head needs to be decorated as a white silkie and wear a blue tarp for a cape...and we shall call you Super Retarded Chicken Nearly Drowns Herself in a Horse Trough.

Man, I really miss that chicken.

 

[maple]

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regular oatmeal...not the super quick oats?

 

[maple]

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Yes take the puppy for a visit, maybe they'll want him in the movie!

Cuz puppy power works...ask scrappy.

 

[sparkles2307]

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regular oatmeal...not the super quick oats?

Sorry! Just the regular rolled oats in the quaker canister? The ones you can microwave in a minute if needed.

 

[sparkles2307]

Boo, I like the Super Hero Carrot.


I want DH to take me to a dinner theater for our anni this dec... and wouldnt you know the play that weekend is "Murder by Chicken." He almost has to take me.