Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

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Quick whats your fax number and I'll send a gallon box of wine! LOL


Just think about late night feedings, teething, dirty diapers, the cost of diapers, the all nighters, baby puke, pain of labor, getting fat and worst yet the dreaded cost of additional childcare.


Did I help?

Yes I cling to those memories like a lifeline to keep me from ever wanting another one. This too shall pass... just like kidney stones.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Ur so thoughtful Orchy

 

[jbowyer01]

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Ur so thoughtful Orchy

Well if she doesnt breath than she'll pass out and forget about having another rugrat LOL.

 

[Orchid]

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Ur so thoughtful Orchy

You know I do my best.

 

[Orchid]

It's too bad they don't have a fast-food version of childbearing. Zip through the drive-through and place your order.

"I'd like a 5 year old with a slightly wicked funny streak, a side of good manners and an extra smart brain."

"Would you like a booster seat with that?"

 

[sparkles2307]

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Oh you just made ur first million babe!

 

[Orchid]

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Oh you just made ur first million babe!

And you know people would accept the ugly kids without question, because nothing you order ever looks like the picture on the menu.

 

[LarryPQ]

Dear Sparkles,

You're a nerd.

And I love it,
Laree

 

[jbowyer01]

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Oh you just made ur first million babe!

And you know people would accept the ugly kids without question, because nothing you order ever looks like the picture on the menu.

BAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA! Oh my god Orchy!!!!

 

[sparkles2307]

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I know it

and you know it.

what can I say? Its one of those weeks where I'm waxing poetic instead of waxing my eyebrows....