Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Southernbelle]

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That's so sweet! She finally made it up there with Mama!

 

[Orchid]

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I clicked the link and it totally cracked me up! Good context!

 

[sparkles2307]

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Its my SIL who is IDK somewhere around 45, married to DH's brother who is 35. She always gets me great stuff but I don't have the budget or the creativity to get her anything nearly as cool. She's not a reader. She's not artsy. She's not funny. She likes brown and brown alone. Her life is completely taken up by not disciplining her kids and spending summers in her way too expensive camper at the lake. Nicer than her house. The kids trashed it after like 3 weeks cause they have no rules.

Is she the one who refused your "rotten" banana?


I know. You take some great pictures. Why don't you frame a bunch of your neat landscape photos for her?

No no the banana snob was DH's Aunt.

Possibly a collage would work. Good thinking.

 

[pbjmaker]

I think that is how ducks would sound if they could talk...

 

[Orchid]

The only thing I don't like about swimming is that the chlorine seeps into my skin and I smell like a pool for the rest of the day.

 

[pbjmaker]

Ahhh the smell of a pool and not one my ducks have been swimming in. It's not such a bad smell. It makes me picture warm sunshine and I can just hear the white noise of the kids playing in the background.

 

[Orchid]

I am used to swimming in a deep, cold lake so that is the smell I associate with swimming for fun. Chlorine is the smell of hard work.

 

[LarryPQ]

Better than your normal "fish with brown rice and broccoli" smell.

 

[Orchid]

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[sparkles2307]

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Or asparagus....