Trying hard to be supportive.....
Dear beloved son,
I think having a band is great! I know you don't play an instrument or read music, but many famous folks started out that way. And really who needs a place to practice when you have a facebook page with 7 fans already! And a website!!! what self-respecting "legit" band doesn't have a website. I mean , who cares that you haven't even recorded a song or written any music, you have a website!!
Way to go son. Keep yup the good work. Oh and about changing drummers, I think it's great that the new drummer thinks you're band is "going somewhere". He sounds like a great addition.
Your loving and ever supportive mother