Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

Actually the sales guts were all here this week and my guy was supposed to bring me a bottleof wine called educated guess.....but he forgot it and couldnt find it locally....he said he would ship me a bottle....we'll see if he comes through for me!

 

[scbatz33]

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never mind...Im a morron

No you're not! You're a moron! Duh.

I was thinking she's a chick cuz she's sweet and considerate and wonderful and wants to be with us. ("Outie" - funny!)

She is a she cause she says in her post she's trying to get her "DH" to do something...

 

[scbatz33]

Expectant parent club! Where the pregnant people hang out.

Every time I see this thread I want to go in and post "IN THE MATERNITY WARD PEOPLE! MATERNITY WARD!"

I have no idea why......and I have been very good at suppressing the urge. Kudos to me.

 

[maple]

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Awwwww, I kinda liked using Melty for a handle...
And how do we know the gender? Maybe dacs FINALLY has a buddy???




So I'm calling and scheduling interviews for some peeps that applied for a position here, when Beaner texts me. When I get a text, the phone crows. I'm talking to some dude about how to get here and my phone is crowing LOUD. I forgot to turn down the volume when I got here. Whoops.
Beaner is lurking, ya'll. She told me we could reschedule the bator delivery. That's a good thing, because the guys are remodeling the shop and can't check my tire

When it crows again, as we're finishing our text convo, a co-worker was giving me the inventory. He covets my rooster crow ring tone. Now I have to remember how I got it so I can send it to him....

I am coughing and sneezing, because massive quantities of dust and mouse turds are being shaken loose by the remodelling of the shop. Also the banging on the steel girders is not real entertaining, either. Why must my Friday act like a Monday????

I just watched Mysteries of the ER last night and a 16 yr old kid almost died cuz there was a deer mouse in the truck and they got it out but he breathed in some dust from it and he got bad sick...lungs filled up with gunk...almost died and there is no cure for virus....50% chance to go either way....but he pulled through. Thank goodness.

Makes me scared since I know there are mice all over around here....live next to a corn feild...what do ya expect? Comes with the territory...dern mice. So I think you need to go get a mask or a bandana and put it over your nose and mouth...right now...do it. We can't have you sick....Oscar and Esmerelda need you.

 

[Orchid]

Hello all!

Beaner, glad you are back in the land of the office work dodgers.

I worked my tookus off at home yesterday. The chicken coop is sparkly clean, as are the litterboxes and most of the people house.

Now I'm trying to find the motivation to do everything that was waiting for me on my desk when I came back this morning.

 

[maple]

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No you're not! You're a moron! Duh.

I was thinking she's a chick cuz she's sweet and considerate and wonderful and wants to be with us. ("Outie" - funny!)

Actualkly she's a she because she said her DH is a hoarder and she's tellin' him about emus.

yup...and I like melty too.

 

[maple]

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Ah, you're right.

I like it that I'm contributing to the delinquency of a spouse.

Emus rock. Did I tell you about how I saw one eyeballing a child's finger as if it were a tasty pink grub?
It overcame its inner dinosaur and left the toddler alone. There MUST be a brain in there somewhere....

I've seen that look with my chickens at my lil girls fingers.

 

[maple]

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Did you mean to say your sales GUTS???? Oh my gosh!!! She's gutting the guys at work!!!! Run dac...ruuuun!!!

 

[maple]

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ha ha ha.... doooo iiiiiit!!!!

 

[maple]

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oh no buff..... orchy has a "tookus".... time to upgrade her description on the first page again.