Office Work.......

[LarryPQ]

Gatos tacos?

 

[scbatz33]

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of course he does. You are BOTH selling your hose so you BOTH can profit.

He says I sold his welder...well, i'm pretty darn sure it was my dads. Regardless...he owes my mom thousands she will never see paid back to her. So if he tries to say anything about that as being his claim to not having to pay stuff... doesn't fly with me and I doubt it will for my lawyer either. Plus he said I could have the mower...I put $400 in to get it to work and now he renigged and he's taking that back. Same deal when he said he'd never take my family home from me or take money from my mom...my how his tune has changed. liar.

My ex tried similar stuff. We'd settle on something then he'd change his mind. Let your lawyer know and if you have to itemize every single thing, do it!

 

[MSDeb]

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Cat tacos?

 

[ibpboo]

itemize and documentation

 

[maple]

O Senor Don Gato was a cat.
On a high red roof Don Gato sat.
He was there to read a letter,
(meow, meow, meow)
where the reading light was better,
(meow, meow, meow)
'Twas a love-note for Don Gato!

"I adore you," wrote the ladycat,
who was fluffy white, and nice and fat.
There was not a sweeter kitty,
(meow, meow, meow)
in the country or the city
(meow, meow, meow)
and she said she'd wed Don Gato!

O Senor Don Gato jumped with glee!
He fell off the roof and broke his knee,
broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
(meow, meow, meow)
and his little solar plexus
(meow, meow, meow)
"Ay Caramba!!" cried Don Gato.

All the doctors they came on the run,
just to see if something could be done.
And they held a consultation,
(meow, meow, meow)
about how to save their patient,
(meow, meow, meow)
how to save Senor Don Gato.

But in spite of everything they tried,
poor Senor Don Gato up and died.
No, it wasn't very merry,
(meow, meow, meow)
going to the cemetary,
(meow, meow, meow)
for the ending of Don Gato.

But as the the funeral passed the market square,
such a smell of fish was in the air,
though the burial was plated,
(meow, meow, meow)
he became reanimated,
(meow, meow, meow)
he came back to life, Don Gato!




My FAV song in grade school.

 

[maple]

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okey dokey

 

[ibpboo]

Quote:
okey dokey

receipts

 

[ibpboo]

And its raining sideways

 

[maple]

I think that means you put your umbrella sideways.

 

[maple]

I didn't watch all of the animal hoarding show last night but there was two crack addicts that got clean together and the guy started hoarding animals in the apartment from lizards, to mice, rats, cats, dogs....then he brings home some silkies and is happy about his "hens, who will lay him some eggs."

Fast forward....friend comes over to talk about his hoarding animal problems and there is a crow in the background and the friend goes, "What was that?" And the young guy smiles and goes, "My hens."

Am I the only one who laughed out loud at that?

I forgot to tune back in to see how it ended. oooh but that was a goody.