Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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I was about to post only the Complete Nube part and add "Like we couldn't tell!"

I know, right?!

newb....gawd! get the abbreviations right......I swear people just make this crap up.


Unless......follow me here......they are a nubian...hence the abbreviation of nube. OMG! It's a goat on chicken thing!

 

[dacjohns]

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I threaten to shank my coworkers on a regular basis. I don't threaten to "corkscrew" them.


Also, if you need a box cutter to get into a box of franzia, you're not doing it right.

well, it's a good thing you don't. "Corkscrew"ing your co-workers sounds like it should be in one of "those" movies.

oooooooooo! so here's a tidbit of knowledge you will not be able to get out of your head all day.....the penis of a swine is actually cork screw shaped. - as is the vagina.

Thank you AGSCI 101.

And then there is the bifurcate penis of the opossum. The things you learn in mammalogy.

Need to check on that swine thing. Oh no, a pun.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Sizzled Legs!!! Check em out...taking orders now!


You know, if you don't lay out in the sun, you won't burn and you won't get skin cancer later. I think I'll pass on them.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I'm past just dislike. I'm onto loathing.

three stages of hate......

dislike
loathing
apathy

Not that far yet.

 

[dacjohns]

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[scbatz33]

She pecked me on the lip- I shoved her-now I feel bad.

Look, we all have "mixed' feelings as we are discovering who we are. It's ok. Don't beat yourself up. Maybe you aren't into "her". It's natural. DOn't feel bad.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Dude, No means no.

 

[dacjohns]

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no wonder she drinks.

*snort*


Speaking of. Did I tell you guys I tried bikini waxing for the first time a couple of weeks ago. OH. MY. That really hurt. I am debating if I should do it again...

Thank you for sharing that with me.

 

[dacjohns]

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Where's Dacs when I need him?????

Where are you when I finally get here?

Buffy ain't old and I ain't either.

 

[scbatz33]

Does anyone have the 2011 TSC rooster calender?

ummmm. gonna take a stab in the dark and say, TSC.