Office Work.......

[sparkles2307]

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Put a speck of white-out on the glass of the auto-feed and make everyone wonder why their copies come out with a long black line down them.

LMBO!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

This is Boyd's baby when Boyd refuses to share his tequila.

 

[LarryPQ]

I am stuck sending out letters for my company's "Women in Engineering" scholarship foundation.

It is a good cause, but totally defunct. Our first female partner was a bit of a wench (so I hear), and then she went and hooked up with another partner, who was also married, married him, and then a few years later croaked. Did wonders for the "strong women in the workplace" acceptance here

Anywhoo, they started thos scholarship foundation in her name, but it has been so long since she died, even most of her contemporaries have died or retired. So I have to send "Give us $$" letters to the young, NEW engineers--whom I know are underpaid, but will donate because they are afraid of being laid off. It blows.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Problem is, I'm the only one who knows how to fix the dang thing so I would be screwing myself...

Well, Happy Birthday anyway!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Well, that's just the thing. I can't afford to take off from the few hours of work I have left at this office job. So I don't get ANY piece of the action!

 

[sparkles2307]

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Wow, thats, nice? lol

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Problem is, I'm the only one who knows how to fix the dang thing so I would be screwing myself...

Well, Happy Birthday anyway!

x 2 Sparkles! Are we old enough to remember screechy modems?

 

[Southernbelle]

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I have a hole to patch where apparently DH and his brothers kicked in a hole as kids and it was poorly patched and had started to crumble, so my 5yo kicked it in for me yesterday...thanks darlin'...

Awwww, what a sweetie. Just in time for your birthday!

I just patched a hole (maybe 2") in the back of my son's door. I have no idea how he managed to put it there, but I really don't want to know. It was my first time working with that sticky netting-type stuff that you smack the plaster on.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Well, that's just the thing. I can't afford to take off from the few hours of work I have left at this office job. So I don't get ANY piece of the action!

WHAT?!? You don't get to see her at all? Now that's just a real kick in the teeth, isn't it?

Tell your hubby if he really loved you, he'd sell his boat so you didn't have to work for a year.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Well, Happy Birthday anyway!

x 2 Sparkles! Are we old enough to remember screechy modems?

We are not.... I was mistaken for 30 this morning and had to get out a brown paper bag and put my head between my knees before I could drive to work...