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hehehehe that was PC. Did I mention my mom turns 51 this year?

I'm the one who has never dated older than 35.

Boyd I think your younger than me? WOW! You're always full of such sage advice..........like the yoda of my life....*swoon*

Seriously I'm swooning....either that or I'm lightheaded and I need more caffeine

caffeine I can provide, but I think I turn 32 or 33 this year. I have to ask the wife because for my 30th birthday, I locked myself in my room all day with about 2 gallons of whiskey n tequila and slept it off. I refuse to acknowledge my birthday every year after 30.
 
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Wut, you put your glasses on?


Hi WeGot! Nice to see you!

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I always get to the party too early and then leave before the good stuff happens...
 
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I know, Right!?! I guess I'll just have to settle for the bag of Hershey's Minis I found yesterday. I just got in was boxing up some eggs and thought I'd pop in. Gonna be a long day since I HAVE to get this website photos done...HAVE TO.....no playing - the boss is expecting results dagnabbit!








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I heard your boss is a real witch
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Oh, you don't even know the 1/2. Total
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Now you're going to be in bibs that have little duckies and tractors and spit-up on them.

I told the wife about the Mossey Oak Cammo you ladies suggested. I got the rolled eyes and she pointed out that it would be a while before he could sit in the deer blind with me
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[Sitting up straighter and sucking in my coffee-filled gut...]

Yes, that's right, it's all an act.


But seriously, after The Change, a girl can stay the exact same weight but the fat moves around to less flattering places. That's what I'm scared of. Plus the metabolism slows so it makes it even harder to stay the exact same weight. If I don't keep wicked vigilant, I'm doomed. And I'll be wanting to keep fit for my second husband. I'm on my first now.
 
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Honest? He's just jealous of your manliness and gigantic heart and the fact that all the BYC babes adore you.

Boyd the babe magnet!!!

I thought that was baby magnet?
 
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True, you missed Boyd hunting through his boudoir for a clean pair of bibs.

The photo is forever etched into my retinas. I think I can afford to miss that from here on out...
 
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[Sitting up straighter and sucking in my coffee-filled gut...]
Yes, that's right, it's all an act.
But seriously, after The Change, a girl can stay the exact same weight but the fat moves around to less flattering places. That's what I'm scared of. Plus the metabolism slows so it makes it even harder to stay the exact same weight. If I don't keep wicked vigilant, I'm doomed. And I'll be wanting to keep fit for my second husband. I'm on my first now.

Ok, now for your good morning treat...

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Boyd I think your younger than me? WOW! You're always full of such sage advice..........like the yoda of my life....*swoon*

Seriously I'm swooning....either that or I'm lightheaded and I need more caffeine

caffeine I can provide, but I think I turn 32 or 33 this year. I have to ask the wife because for my 30th birthday, I locked myself in my room all day with about 2 gallons of whiskey n tequila and slept it off. I refuse to acknowledge my birthday every year after 30.

OMG! too funny my husband refused to acknowledge anything past 25. He STILL tells everyone he's 25. He'll be 33 sunday!!!

Silly boys. And they say it's women who have a problem aging! I have never had an issue with b-days. Maybe cause I still look like I did when I was 18. Only a little more grey. I was being told I looked 30 when I was a teen so it never has mattered to me.
 
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[Sitting up straighter and sucking in my coffee-filled gut...]

Yes, that's right, it's all an act.


But seriously, after The Change, a girl can stay the exact same weight but the fat moves around to less flattering places. That's what I'm scared of. Plus the metabolism slows so it makes it even harder to stay the exact same weight. If I don't keep wicked vigilant, I'm doomed. And I'll be wanting to keep fit for my second husband. I'm on my first now.

Is that when a woman trades being hot for hot flashes?
 
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