Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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I happen to be sporting a long ponytail myself today. Still wet from this morning.

I have a short dry ponytail. If we had matching shirts we'd be too adorable.

like yin and yang.........We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......what's the word I'm looking for??????

Ridiculous - according to the daughter......

 

[AK Michelle]

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I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today

Oh LOOK! A pony!

 

[scbatz33]

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I dont' want to be Frank and for that matter dont' call me Shirley

That reminds me of the episode of M*A*S*H when Charles said to Margaret (Hot Lips) "Let me be frank with you." to which she took great offense...

For you yunguns......The line is referenced from the movie Airplane......Surely you can't be serious. I am Serious and don't call me Shirley.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Are you wearing gray & tan snakeskin print v-neck shirt too?

No. Plain blue shirt with satiny trim around the high neckline. Its old and comfy and matches the l/s plaid shirt I will wear into the dentist's frigid office for this afternoon's torture session.

Dentist's offices smell like that scary cabinet in the doctor's office....

 

[LarryPQ]

My dad was in the hospital for an extended stay 2 years ago...long story.

Anywhoo- he was incontinent and had a catheter (spelling?) and the guy that changed him every morning was this gynourmous Native American nurse with a good sense of humor. My dad had worked at the hospital for 27+ years in one capcity or another, so he knew the drill and tried to help when possible. BUT- he especially liked messing with the young ones...

So dad had brown streaks on his sheets, I noticed it, but Dad said it was cake crumbs/frosting from the night before. Thebig NA guy came in to change Dad and hose him down. Daryl(?) got Dad into a sitting position, noiced the brown streaks, and said, "What is that? We'll get them to change your sheets while you are in the bathroom." Dad looks at him, looks at the sheets, scrapes the brown streaks with his fingernail, and tastes it: lightly, like he was sampling some new wine.

Daryl got all gray and almost passed out. ALMOST. It was quite funny, but if he had gone down, there was no way my super-preggers butt would have been able to keep my dad upright by myself. Both dad and I were yelling, "ITS CAKE! ITS CAKE!" between laughing fits. Poor Daryl had a taste of what it was to grow up in my house.

 

[wegotchickens]

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I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today

Oh LOOK! A pony!

For me it was a flock of wild turkeys and some dude ahead of me who thought the speed limit was an actual rule.

 

[scbatz33]

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I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today
I won't be late for work today

Oh LOOK! A pony!

For me it was a flock of wild turkeys and some dude ahead of me who thought the speed limit was an actual rule.

The speed limit isn't a rule - it's the LAW. Hello!!!! Bad drivers really peave me!

 

[wegotchickens]

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For me it was a flock of wild turkeys and some dude ahead of me who thought the speed limit was an actual rule.

The speed limit isn't a rule - it's the LAW. Hello!!!! Bad drivers really peave me!

Define 'bad'.

 

[scbatz33]

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We don't allow yunguns on this thread. But I do feel badly about dissing weird Japanese backwards book art in front of Princess K...

I don't - it is weird, creepy, with the freaky big mouths and eyes.......... *goose bumps on my back from the freakishness*

 

[wegotchickens]

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I hate that! Everybody knows it's just a serving suggestion.

Exactly! A frame of reference so you know what you have to do to achieve launch velocity.