Office Work.......

[LarryPQ]

Quick story:

-Asked my husband to help me weed the garden this weekend.
-Went to the nursery at lunch today, in anticipation of said weeding.
-Filled up the car.
-Thought: maybe I should not fill up the car. DH always asks me to pick up the boys on Fridays.
-3 PM: DH calls, asks me to pick up the boys so he can weed the garden before I get home.
-I say, "Nope, car full. Besides, I need to be there so you dont pull out the wrong stuff."
-DH is making horrible crunching sounds over phone. I ask what crunching is.
- He says, "I am weeding your garden right now."
-I ask, "WHERE?"

Turns out, my garden is now basil, oreganom rosemary, savory, and chive free. Grass: still fully entrenched.

DH is picking up the boys.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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she does like having people look at her "sweet cheeks".

Um HELLO - that was the one part of my anatomy that I specifically instructed my friends NOT NOT NOT to ask me to see.

No sweet cheeks here, just flabby cheeks wanting to escape from the southern end of their swimsuit confines thank you very much!

 

[wegotchickens]

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I unfroze some pinto beans and ham from last winter, ate it with a fresh tortilla, and washed it down with a margarita.

Nice squishy food for my achy jaw & tooth. And the margrita is helping dispell that ache, too.


My spelling should be worse than normal soon.....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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It's still wrong AFTER you go home. Duckles.

Hey, I'm like Dacs - here at night, all alone, unopposed, free at last. [covered in cat hair from drooly cat]

See you guys Monday afternoon!

 

[wegotchickens]

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OOoooooOoo. DH did something similar. Chopped down my Rosemary cause she was draped out over HIS lawn and getting in the way opf the mower. It was WEEKS before I had a nice tone in my voice when speaking to him. WEEKS, I tell ya!!!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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A rosemary that survived a winter? Only weeks it took you to acknowledge his existence? You are a true person of God.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Wouldn't that be defined as furballs??

Soon I'm sure! [getting out the can of SpotShot as we speak...]

 

[wegotchickens]

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A rosemary that survived a winter? Only weeks it took you to acknowledge his existence? You are a true person of God.

It survived many winters, including the winter of its massacre. But last winter's arctic temps were too much for it.

The very weeds lived but the rosemary bit the big one.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Wouldn't that be defined as furballs??

Soon I'm sure! [getting out the can of SpotShot as we speak...]

Nothing like waking up to the sound of herk herk herk herk pthooey

 

[wegotchickens]

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HI BUFFY!!!!!

Wanna come have a marngita wif me?

No slat pleez.

Never. My marngitas are soidum free.