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[wegotchickens]

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I get really silly, and laugh a lot, and loudly. My 30th birthday party managed to get one whole section of the restaurant closed off, just for our table.

Then you and I will keep Beaner awake.

I tend to lose a grip on my really smart mouth. Before I start drinking, I tell my accomplices that if I hurt their feelings they should just tell me to shut up. I never mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I just lose the judgement to know I've crossed any smart-aleck lines ...

 

[wegotchickens]

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Ooooh, take notes. Because I was the same way at her age about not wanting ever to have children. I'm sure lots of people giggled to themselves and said "oh wait until she has her own, ha ha ha".

Will y'all visit me when I'm 90 and alone (being the youngest of my family so everybody else will have croaked and my neices won't even know my name)?

I was certain I would never be alone.
Now I'm not so sure

We should definitely keep in touch!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I've read that people are what they are only more so when their super-ego (the knuckle-slapping, behavior monitoring authority) is hampered by alcohol. So people that get mean and abusive when drunk are really that way down deep.

Nells gets sleepy.

I get ridiculously thankful for everything.

Anybody else?

 

[wegotchickens]

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Thinkgeek is one of my most favorite shopping sites EVER.

Send Belle a gyroscopic bowl instead. I gave a pair to a couple expecting twins. The dad played with them for hours. Even served grapes to us all in them. In her thank-you note the mom said he was STILL playing with the bowls...

It's thanks to you on the BBT thread that I found it!

Like I said, being a bad influence is one of my strengths.
When you get an annoy-i-tron, send it to Beaner.

 

[wegotchickens]

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I've read that people are what they are only more so when their super-ego (the knuckle-slapping, behavior monitoring authority) is hampered by alcohol. So people that get mean and abusive when drunk are really that way down deep.

Nells gets sleepy.

I get ridiculously thankful for everything.

Anybody else?

Buffy, are you saying that deep down inside I am a SMART ASS????

 

[Orchid]

I'll never be alone, I'll have 10 billion cats to keep me company. And then I can provide food for them when I die and no one finds me for a month.

Nah, I'm pretty sure our youngest son will have children someday if he can find a woman who will put up with his attitude. He loves babies and kids younger than himself, and other than animals those are about the only people/things he has patience for!

 

[Orchid]

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I've read that people are what they are only more so when their super-ego (the knuckle-slapping, behavior monitoring authority) is hampered by alcohol. So people that get mean and abusive when drunk are really that way down deep.

Nells gets sleepy.

I get ridiculously thankful for everything.

Anybody else?

Buffy, are you saying that deep down inside I am a SMART ASS????

Yes.

And deep down inside, I am always laughing.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Okay, making notes to self to have yurt built to include two more bunks and several dozen litter boxes (and no power cords).

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Oh wait, I have to take a raincheck on old age you all. Belle has invited me to live on her horse ranch estate. She is planning on her children to grow up brilliant and scholarship-fodder so that they can support us in our old age. The horses will be fancy gaited ones and we will have "the help" muck out the stalls, etc. I believe that on-site masseuses are part of the deal...

Shall I make more reservations for this? Anyone?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Me too. I still can't get the exposed brain thing out of my head. (wait, is that an oxymoron or something?)