Co owner: "I gave it to you and told you to study it! GB remembers me telling you to do it, and that you're the last one with the book!"
GB: "He did give it to you. I remember that."
Me: "Yeah, and I said I couldn't do anything with it until they installed the lines, and put the pamphlet back with the disk!"
GB: "Well, yeah, I remember that too. You did put it back with the disk."
Co Owner: "Well it's missing and you were the last one to have it."
They go in my desk looking for candy, looking for change, looking for baggies to put machine parts into. My entire office is used as a storage facility and I'm supposed to keep up with a stupid little pamphlet????!!!!
And now, the disk they found turns out to be in Korean, so they think there's another disk.
WELL I AIN'T GOT IT!!!!
I NEVER HAD IT!!!
MAYBE THE FRICKIN MOUSE ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited to add:
Co owner, walking by my doorway: "Well, we never throw anything away.
Someone must've misplaced it."
Kiss my grits.