Office Work.......

[wegotchickens]

EMERGENCY! Need help in Euthanizing turkey!

Stick it into a gas oven. Pulling off the feathers and pulling out the guts is optional, but will greatly improve the flavor. *












* I miss the stormcloud of doom smiley.....

 

[wegotchickens]

Great. The stupid crap has been found. It was tied up in a plastic Food City bag by a family member. And does anyone say sorry? No. Of course not. They go back to pretending I don't exist.

And now ya'll don't exist, either, and I am allllllllll alooooooooooooooooooooooone.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............eeeeeeeeeeee................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........eeeeeeeeeeeee........

 

[wegotchickens]

Whoops. Not ignored.
Ownder comes in: "there was a remote with that thing, too."
I threw my hands in the air as a gensture of surrender and he says, irritated, "I'm just sayin'!"

At that moment I looked over at the blasted system and POINTED TO THE REMOTE LYING THERE ON THE PLATFORM.........


I repeat. Kiss my grits.



He came back and made a big production of putting the remote back where he found it, noting the witnesses around him.


There is no smiley for what I'm feeling.



There are 3 men in front of my desk discussing ins and outs and male and female parts for hooking up cables.

 

[NellaBean]

Lori, I feel your pain today. I am at the point of considering unemployment. I might have to live on the streets but at least I wouldn't have to put up with this crap.

That litter mess was disgusting. It still is. I scooped it up and swept up the bits, but the broom, dustpan and floor still smells like it I'm sure. I will mop tonight.

I am so far behind on work that I am just ready to throw up my hands and walk out. Did I mention that we have two offices? One here, one in Ohio. The ohio office, that does the exact same thing, gets paid about a third more than us. How is that fair? They are in a little podunk town in ohio. I can't afford to work here anymore.

 

[dacjohns]

On the road again. Going to mooch off my kids for a few weeks. The best part, I get to see my grandkids.

I'll be checking in daily I hope.

 

[wegotchickens]

I have been seriously considering going back to school for a while now.

You know why they need to get the camera system hooked up to the computers? Because the TV that was BOUGHT FOR THE CAMERA system is being used to watch Barney. The owner is getting pissy with me over this thing, when his great niece is the reason he's in this situation. If the upstairs wasn't a daycare, he could monitor the security system from upstairs. If he sister wasn't the grandmother of the baby watching Barney he might have a say in what goes on up there.

This place is dusty cold and nasty. I am a glorified receptionist. I am not happy. I used to be HR.

 

[NellaBean]

I have a very bachelor's degree. This is ridic.

One of my shipping guys just called....he was so cheery and happy....I told him "Merry F#$*#$ing Christmas".

 

[wegotchickens]

I have a BA in English.

I want to be a science teacher. I've been checking my options.

It's never a good thing when you and the company owner are shooting each other dirty looks. And when you tell your actual supervisor about it all, he laughs.

I can be the very definition of patience when children are acting like children. When adults are acting like children... not so much.



Merry frickin Christmas? No.
This has been building up for a while.

I am a rat wanting to depart the ship before the computer network, which hasn't been backed up in over 6 months, crashes. I voiced my concerns over the issue and they all shrugged. That is one mess I will not help clean up. And it is inevitable.

 

[AK Michelle]

I was supposed to go to a cookie exchange on Friday. But now the party's cancelled, seems Margie's roof is strewn across her front yard. We have gusts over 75 mph. It's a balmy 3* this morning and the snow crystals blowing around feel like I'm getting sand-blasted.

I wonder if it's exfoliating as it's peeling the flesh from my cheeks?

 

[wegotchickens]

You're being snow-buffed, 'Chelle, and you look mah-va-lous!