Office Work.......

[Buff Hooligans]

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Because it's a "local color" place. (Read scurvy commercial fisherman and shellfishermen, and yes, their pickup trucks STINK in the parking lot we share; and old guys whose wives kick them out of the house because they are boring, so they go and sit at the bar at the Yardarm and be boring to each other.)

It's not a nice joint with yum food. I once had a turkey club from there and the sliced turkey was actually pick. I gagged. Today's burger was okay, and the onion rings were perfect, I must admit.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I just read this aloud to my co-worker. She laughed. Then lightning struck her.

 

[NellaBean]

Did I tell you all what happened to me last night? My mom is still in town visiting so we went SHOPPING. Yay. After we left Kohls and before we entered Ross and then Target, we stopped for taco bell. Took it to the Ross/Target parking lot and sat in our car and ate dinner before going in.

As we are sitting there, the lady parked next to us in a big suv walks back to her car, opens the door and just lets it go. We watch in slow mo as it slowly swings towards my car door...it ALMOST MISSED. Almost.

Instead it clipped just the edge of the mirror. Just close enough so it was touching. You know, metal on metal. And then her big, fat, stupid, ugly heifer rear end got in her car and wiggled up and down to readjust herself in her seat. Being the size of a small hippopotamus, her entire car moved up and down. Did I mention metal on metal? As we were frozen in horror. My mom knocked loudly on my car window and the yelled at the lady. Who then looked over, threw up her hands and gestured. And then, thank the lord, she shut her car door and immediately backed out of the spot. Had she not, I would have jumped out of my car, called her a big fat stupid ugly heifer right to her face, and then beat her to death with her shopping bag. Phew. Close call.

On a sidenote: I feel qualifed to call people cows and heifers since I am no lightweight myself. MOOOOOO.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Mrs. Heifer does not Win at Parking Lot Ettiquette and/or weight control.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I just got an e-mail back from my NY quiche friend whom I just e-mailed because of you guys. She and her hubby are taking Foster Parent certification classes. They have wanted to adopt since forever, and this is a step toward it. They have one daughter and never were able to have another child. But they are both in their early 50's. I hope they succeed with adopting.

 

[NellaBean]

Mrs Heifer wins at barely escaping with her life. I have fist and a large amount of rage and I am not afraid to use them.

Speaking of wanting to foster kids, where is Lori these days? I bet she is off having an unacceptable amount of fun.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Off to do bank errands. Behave whilst I'm gone.

 

[maple]

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a winner or a whiner?

 

[maple]

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nevvah!

 

[maple]

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hmmm...what's that mean for me in Northern Illinois? I thought it said snow showers and my Pastor just left and said something like it was going to get up to the 50's coming up? See...so blizzard and 50's don't mesh....you can keep your blizzard. I don't really want 50's though either...everything will melt and then the dogs will get everything muddy.