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[Orchid]

That's it. I'm sticking with chickens.

 

[wegotchickens]

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We got Sammi a girlfriend but he wouldn't leave his bell for her. You're lucky your turkey doesn't prefer carpets....

 

[Orchid]

A gal on my horse forum just posted a pic of a stray potbelly pig making, er, love to her gelding's hind leg. The pig has also chewed off a good portion of the horse's tail.

That horse wins the award for the world's most patient equine.

 

[NellaBean]

My horse would have put a rear hoof directly into the pig's face. and then pooped on him.

 

[Orchid]

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My mare would have too. Not sure what my geldings would do, they are pretty easygoing.

 

[dacjohns]

This thread

 

[NellaBean]

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My mare would have too. Not sure what my geldings would do, they are pretty easygoing.

Your geldings would have enjoyed the leg massage.

Boys are dumb. Horses are no exceptions. Back in California, I boarded my horse in a place with pipe stalls. That was "roomy" for So Cal standards......I had my mare tied in the stall, to the back fence one day, while I cleaned. Her neighboring gelding was goofing off and ran over and bit her butt right over the fence. She immediately double barrelled him in the head and shoulder, right through the fence. It was quite impressive. Don't know if I ever saw him do that again. What was not impressive was the thought that had I been cleaning near her I might have landed in Wisconsin. I think she was dozing and got startled awake. Either way, I had to laugh and laugh and laaaaaaaaaaaugh. That gelding was so offended.

 

[maple]

weird...anything cold feels cold on my right side of my tongue and hot on the other.

I had rice and veggies and chicken breast and lost track of how many times I bit myself after 7.

Now off to dr. for my youngests bladder infections stuff....not that I didn't thoroughly enjoy the above topic. uuuuh...my turkey has not soiled anything as of this time.

 

[maple]

back...and the dr. did a surprise...have your kids had the flu vacine yet?

nope...so they both got shot. Zoe opted for the arm. Ava got the thigh. Ava cried less and put up a fight less. Zoe on the other hand.... she was hyperventilating so bad and it was like trying to catch a greased pig to get her jacket off and sleeve up. It was riduculous. I promised them a icecream after...so 3 bannana splits may have followed us home.

Zoe just came in here informing me that I need to talk to her booty because the hand is off duty. And I laughed and said, who taught you that? And she said, the shot in my arm told me. smarty pants.

 

[maple]

< just for you dac.