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[Boyd]

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caffeine I can provide, but I think I turn 32 or 33 this year. I have to ask the wife because for my 30th birthday, I locked myself in my room all day with about 2 gallons of whiskey n tequila and slept it off. I refuse to acknowledge my birthday every year after 30.

OMG! too funny my husband refused to acknowledge anything past 25. He STILL tells everyone he's 25. He'll be 33 sunday!!!

Silly boys. And they say it's women who have a problem aging! I have never had an issue with b-days. Maybe cause I still look like I did when I was 18. Only a little more grey. I was being told I looked 30 when I was a teen so it never has mattered to me.

so you hit your prime early and basically froze your age. Like I said, personally women are at their best in their 30's and 40's IMHO.

 

[wegotchickens]

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caffeine I can provide, but I think I turn 32 or 33 this year. I have to ask the wife because for my 30th birthday, I locked myself in my room all day with about 2 gallons of whiskey n tequila and slept it off. I refuse to acknowledge my birthday every year after 30.

OMG! too funny my husband refused to acknowledge anything past 25. He STILL tells everyone he's 25. He'll be 33 sunday!!!

Silly boys. And they say it's women who have a problem aging! I have never had an issue with b-days. Maybe cause I still look like I did when I was 18. Only a little more grey. I was being told I looked 30 when I was a teen so it never has mattered to me.

I was told I looked like a little kid when I was in my 20's. No one says that any more though...

I decided to count backwards after I hit 40. That way all those late gifts are actually early.

 

[Boyd]

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I am good till about 1:45.. ok I lied, I leave for the hospital in 20 minutes, but I pick my kids up at 1:45ish then won't be home till 7ish.

 

[scbatz33]

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[Sitting up straighter and sucking in my coffee-filled gut...]

Yes, that's right, it's all an act.


But seriously, after The Change, a girl can stay the exact same weight but the fat moves around to less flattering places. That's what I'm scared of. Plus the metabolism slows so it makes it even harder to stay the exact same weight. If I don't keep wicked vigilant, I'm doomed. And I'll be wanting to keep fit for my second husband. I'm on my first now.

Buff, It'll be ok. I have found after the children stuff moved. I weigh exactly the same as I did but yet somehow my rear is larger!. I still have no hips and I swear I am Mumu bound! It's all the eastern block, iron curtain country ghetto build I have in my family!

 

[scbatz33]

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True, you missed Boyd hunting through his boudoir for a clean pair of bibs.

The photo is forever etched into my retinas. I think I can afford to miss that from here on out...

eye bleach to wegot, STAT!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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OMG! too funny my husband refused to acknowledge anything past 25. He STILL tells everyone he's 25. He'll be 33 sunday!!!

Silly boys. And they say it's women who have a problem aging! I have never had an issue with b-days. Maybe cause I still look like I did when I was 18. Only a little more grey. I was being told I looked 30 when I was a teen so it never has mattered to me.

so you hit your prime early and basically froze your age. Like I said, personally women are at their best in their 30's and 40's IMHO.

hmmmmm I don't feel primed..........

 

[Boyd]

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so you hit your prime early and basically froze your age. Like I said, personally women are at their best in their 30's and 40's IMHO.

hmmmmm I don't feel primed..........

yer still a 20 something?

 

[scbatz33]

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see, now if you would participate in the time change, it'd be 8 and you would have less time to get in trouble!

 

[scbatz33]

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hmmmmm I don't feel primed..........

yer still a 20 something?

dude, I'm on the back side of 30.......slippery slope to 40, caution falling rocks ahead!!!

I'll be 37 in october.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Boyd, I don't like you anymore.