Office Work.......

[PurpleChicken]

Good lord people. You type a lot.

Now back to your regularly scheduled ranting...


(I'm just jealous I have to work but when I let BYC distract me I tend to get my fingers caught it industrial equipment.)

 

[scbatz33]

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And can't spell worth splort...

Oh gosh, you have made splort part of my daily vocabulary now. And I used to be a somewhat dignified individual. Now I hang out with people who swap fireball licks with canines.

Not fire balls. My God woman that would be cruel....it was a multi colored jaw breaker the size of Texas. I HAD to have help!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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Just make sure to keep that zipper up at all times.

OMG! That reminds me. I had this dude come int he store last week. Total lonely raving lunatic. Talked to me for like 20 minutes about politics, conspiracy and Ron Paul. With his zipper down the whole time!!!! I though, I wonder if Ron Paul knows that this guy is a constituent and trying to "win" people over? I think he'd ask this guy NOT to vote for him!!!!

 

[ibpboo]

Flicks, does any one remember flicks?
I love sugar milk. I can still eat a spoonful of sugar, and if its brown sugar, a couple spoonfuls, did that just yesterday!

I don't getta play on BYC while I'm at work

Every once in awhile I sneak on though

 

[wegotchickens]

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Oh gosh, you have made splort part of my daily vocabulary now. And I used to be a somewhat dignified individual. Now I hang out with people who swap fireball licks with canines.

Not fire balls. My God woman that would be cruel....it was a multi colored jaw breaker the size of Texas. I HAD to have help!!!

I knew someone who shared lollipops with her horse. I said

but I was really just jealous.

Then I had a horse that made me give him pancakes. I was the only member of the family he couldn't/didn't buck off. He quit trying when I started sharing...

 

[scbatz33]

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Okay. What color did Zonkers get?

it was yellow and orange then red purple and blue and back again if I recall.

 

[wegotchickens]

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OOooOOooOo, have you ever eaten the mixture of brown sugar, butter & vanilla? When I make choc chip cookies I have to make extra of this blend to make up for the amount of 'tasting' I do.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Ah, the way to a gelding's heart is through pancakes? Does the Horse Whisperer know about this?

My trick was to keep carrots in my back pocket and lean forward far enough to stick one in their mouths. Then they started turning their heads to look at me every time I leaned forward. Not smart.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Just make sure to keep that zipper up at all times.

OMG! That reminds me. I had this dude come int he store last week. Total lonely raving lunatic. Talked to me for like 20 minutes about politics, conspiracy and Ron Paul. With his zipper down the whole time!!!! I though, I wonder if Ron Paul knows that this guy is a constituent and trying to "win" people over? I think he'd ask this guy NOT to vote for him!!!!

So many tasteless comments that I just pushed out of my head...

 

[lostsoulhelpmejebus]

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I was referring to the large pixie sticks...about 2 1/2 foot long and slightly smaller in diameter than a garden hose. My kids loved the powered dip with the white stick...I was not inclined to partake of that.