Office Work.......

[dacjohns]

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Okay, who are you, and how did you get inside my psyche???????

because i am you and you are me.

and we are all together.

 

[dacjohns]

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[LarryPQ]

So *ahem*

I went to the big feed store kinda far from my house. They keep their chicks in a HUGE -15' diamater water trough---and the kids love to watch the chicks.

While we were standing there, one of the token hottie workers says, "Hey you wanna see se something funny?"...

*ummmm yes?*


Anyway, he points out a rabbit, which has apparently escaped it's cage, and is hindng in a gynourmous square of stacked of feed. Maybe 6 pallets worth? He tries to catch it, but misses, so he and my 2 boys start climbing all over trying to spot it. Within a few minutes, ALL the token farm boys working there are bent over, on the ground, draped over feed stacks, all in various wrangler-awesome-tastic positions. It was very funny, and I wished I had my camera, but realized it was probably best I didn't have it. I also realized I was a little too old for them, married, hubby with kids, and WAAAAY out of my league anyway.

My 4 year-old was on the ground with them, and asks the super-hottie, "You like my tattoos?" They all start laughing, it flushes the rabbit, and I catch it. *le sigh* Darn. I coulda stood there laughing (eyeballing) all day.

ANYWHOO-- in honor of the hotties, I present Sweedish Farm Boys (from a fundraising calendar)

 

[Boyd]

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if'n u were playing cards it's definitely beginners luck!!!!! I always take a noob and pay their buy in! I cash it about 70% of the time!!!!!

Hope you get many many miles outta beating your hubby at his own game

I know wimmin aren't supposed to keep score, but my 'ole abbicus definitely see's you holdin the good cards this a time!

 

[Boyd]

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cuz you are gracing the desert with your presence o wonderful Debs

What a load of hooey

honey hooey

 

[wegotchickens]

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What a load of hooey

honey hooey

Knock if off ya'll. I just ate dinner.
Hubby did the cooking

 

[dacjohns]

Ten hours of official time today, have to move some to another day. All of it considered overtime.

Finished an area that was kicking our tails. Moved to another part of the forest and another motel.

 

[Boyd]

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Honestly, If I didn't have a house full of kids, I'd love to have a job like yours... Travelling the country, walking all the national forests, communing with nature. Then you get to retire at night.... HBO, free internet....

 

[Boyd]

Good Morning Sleepyheads. I've been up since 4 and on my 2nd pot of coffee... and in Honor of the Smarty Pants and tinkle girl letters here's my stab....

Dear foster agency Director...
I love kids, don't get me wrong I love them.

Kids can't live in my house for 9 months without ya'll helping us out when the kids are wards of the state. It gets veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery expensive. But I do it anyways...

As a matter of fact, didn't I have to pay (forced pay) you a big chunk of $$ 2 weeks before Christmas?
I haven't heard from your super educated case worker and he's clueless.
I laid this at his supervisors desk along with some other misgivings I had. I also requested that the super educated case worker who does nothing be replaced by a different super educated case worker.
I haven't heard from the supervisor.
This is why I am writing a mini novel.....

It is going to the following people
Caseworker - Useless, lost 6 months worth of un filed paperwork on top of everything else and our court date is this wed.....
Supervisor - Great guy, but when you say you will fix this I don't mean in a month..... Now!
Director -Great Guy
CEO of the Agency -Wonderful Woman

And possibly the state of michigan and the office of the Ombudsman.

Love my kids...

But will not continue to deal with an agency that puts me off since last September.

 

[LarryPQ]

Dear Overzealous Tax Dude,

Thank you for your inquiry regarding business personal property tax. NO REALLY, we don't owe you all anyting. I promise.

With my, my supervisors, and my predecessors' many years of experience, our current count of 35+ real offices, 20+ satallite offices, 15+ trailers, and taxable travelling vehicles, we DO have a pretty firm grasp on how this property tax thing works. Our 80 years of doing business has helped the company hone its "tax avoidance" skills. If you look it up, "tax avoidance" is far different than "tax evasion". One is illegal, the other says, "I fart in your general direction."

Our company does not own anything in your county. Therefore, you cannot tax me for shiznit.

Thank you!

SmartyPants