Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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SOmone needs to be reported dagnabbit! All those helpless innocent stories being destroyed.

Books have feelings you know!

Only the covers are being destroyed. The wordage within remains intact. And who judges the books by their covers, anyway?

I do - duh?

 

[scbatz33]

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This morning my husband told a fellow at the gas station "don't do anything I wouldn't do" I told the fellow that left him plenty of options - there isn't much Dh won't do.

Probably why he isn't on BYC...

No, his motivation is felonious activities. But I've pretty much shot that for him!

 

[wegotchickens]

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There was a reason we called this guy Oscar. And it wasn't just because he was a Grouch!

When I was 8 my mother made a Wilton "Oscar the Grouch" Cake. it was mostly green - so was everything else for about 3 days - if you catch my meaning! LOL!

Blue food coloring will do that, too, as will black. Had a mom once worry that her kid was constipated. I suggested feeding him an electric blue-frosted cupcake followed by peaches. I said she'd know then just how fast junior's system processed...

 

[scbatz33]

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Colorful poop. We have our standards.

Ok, I'll admit, all that came to mind when I read this was Lucky Charms - It's magically delicious!

 

[wegotchickens]

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We are wallowing in it!

Speak for yourself.
I'm wallowing in splort. It's more fun.


(reread that and lmao)
We're allowed to say lmao, right?

 

[wegotchickens]

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Colorful poop. We have our standards.

Ok, I'll admit, all that came to mind when I read this was Lucky Charms - It's magically delicious!

Quit making me laugh. I gotta answer the dang phone here.

 

[scbatz33]

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We are wallowing in it!

Speak for yourself.
I'm wallowing in splort. It's more fun.


(reread that and lmao)
We're allowed to say lmao, right?

I dunno, but I routinely am ROTFLMAO. Yet, it never gets smaller? Who'da thunk it?

 

[wegotchickens]

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Speak for yourself.
I'm wallowing in splort. It's more fun.


(reread that and lmao)
We're allowed to say lmao, right?

I dunno, but I routinely am ROTFLMAO. Yet, it never gets smaller? Who'da thunk it?

Guess you're just blessed that way, bless your heart.


I don't rof because the f here is filthy and gross.

 

[LarryPQ]

I am SO SORRY, but I find this title funny.

"Cannibal Hen killing her babies and eatting them as they hatch!! "

It is a horrible situation, and awful to see, but darkly humorous in written form. Begin Laree Flaying.

 

[scbatz33]

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I dunno, but I routinely am ROTFLMAO. Yet, it never gets smaller? Who'da thunk it?

Guess you're just blessed that way, bless your heart.


I don't rof because the f here is filthy and gross.

Truthfully, the F here is covered in dogs. Not much R room