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BTW, I was going to make a crack about engineers in general (regarding the Women in Engineering awards), but Belle's darling husband is one.* That's why she has to do everything around the house. He doesn't know what wallpaper is.


* an engineer that is, not a woman.
 
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To be independently wealthy. I will visit you Karen, don't you worry.

Did you buy your lottery tickets, yet?

Perhaps I shall purchase said chance at glory on the way home from work tonight. For you Belle.
 
Nah, it is because they are perfectionists in a man's word of perfectionist. Maked for big-old chips on their shoulders. They think smiling is weakness. Friendliness is a sign of mental illness or stupidity.

FYI--my gregarious personality does NOT mean I am stupid. It just means I am plotting your demise, in secret.
 
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I would laugh, but it's sooooooo true.
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Yesterday I got up on the dining room table to finally scrape off the ketchup that my daughter squirted up there last year. My sister-in-law had a fit seeing me up on the table (Sparkles, I'm 5 months pregnant) but my husband doesn't care because he knows if he stops me from doing it, that just means he'd have to do it.
 
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I'm 26. I had this idea in my head till today that I was "done" at 25 and now I feel like its the beginning of the end..... I'm talking myself thru it but its going to take a few good bottles of moscato

Okay, so in what ways is your life worse now than when you were, say, 23? Are there any ways it's better because you are older, wiser and hotter?

from 23 to now lets see, 30 pounds heavier... more in debt... O but I have a nice car, thats why I'm in debt! the kids can wipe thier own butts now so thats a plus over being 23, and my daycare bill is way smaller because they are in school now.... definitely not hotter, I dont think I could get a date to save my life now... but at DH likes me.
 
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I'm 26. I had this idea in my head till today that I was "done" at 25 and now I feel like its the beginning of the end..... I'm talking myself thru it but its going to take a few good bottles of moscato

"Done" with what? having kids?

"Done" as in "expired" I was one of those "I'll look like I do my senior year for the rest of my life" girls....and I dont look like that anymore...
 
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I would laugh, but it's sooooooo true.
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Yesterday I got up on the dining room table to finally scrape off the ketchup that my daughter squirted up there last year. My sister-in-law had a fit seeing me up on the table (Sparkles, I'm 5 months pregnant) but my husband doesn't care because he knows if he stops me from doing it, that just means he'd have to do it.

I hear you. I cant imagine what it'd be like to be pregnant with my husband! The ex let me pack up the entire house and move the furniture alone at 8 months and 6 months with my kids...
 
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Is that you in your avatar? I bet you could.

I see owls, and men like those. Or so I hear.
 
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He looks surprisingly close!
 
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