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What I composed in my head cannot be posted here. Trying to edit for expletives.
Laree, you will not get laid off. That would be like Satan releasing you from daily torment. The $ is only there to keep you from cutting the chains on your own.
I am soooo not in a good mood today.....
Or gnawing through your foot like a coyote to get free!
Exactly!
Cranky-Pants letters are therapeutic. After I wrote this a cute phone guy came in to work in the phone closet. My desk faces the phone closet...
Dear Staff,
The Blood-born Pathogen Exposure Control Plan has been amended. In addition to blood, urine, feces, or vomit it now also includes ear wax.
Therefore, if you clean your ears with a paper clip please dispose of the paperclip in an approved waste containment unit. Seriously.
If I find another crusty clip attached to paperwork I must process, youd better have dug deeply enough to reach what little brain matter may be in there. Because I know who you are and I will find you. Brain damage will be the only acceptable excuse that keeps me from finding a new insertion point for said paperclip.
You have been warned.
Most sincerely,
Ms Safety Coordinator/ HR / Adm Asst / IT Help Desk / Other Duties As Assigned