Office Work.......

[dacjohns]

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My hubby didn't think Kegels were real. Silly man.

Buffy, DD would disagree. She was not amused when she snorted coke out of her nose a couple of weeks ago. We were discussing why I think elderly people are cute. I waited.... then said said, "...Except when they smell funny."
It's not my fault coca cola burns. I did tell her milk would be a more responsible beverage choice.

Must refrain from discussing this in mixed company and in a family forum. Now if this was in an educational environment . . .

 

[wegotchickens]

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Poor Kitty! You should have seen my babies this morning 6 little drown rats. Saddly, it was cause the wet grass was so tall and not cause they actually got rained on or anything! LOL!

I felt so bad for them, but how do you tell them not to follow you especially since we are trying to get them more people friendly??

I read about that! You have to let them follow and help them along for a while. Or lock them in the barn, if that's where you want them to stay. A good cat will follow as much as a good dog. Often better.

I felt sorry for the bird. There's a creepy kid in the neighborhood that loves 'saving' wild things from scary monsters (like their parents) and thehn 'loving' them to death as she shows them off. Last summer it was a small snake. But there have been more than her fair share of baby birds. Usually its her own cats that are the worst predators, and kill the parent birds as they try to rescue their babes from the kid.

I live in a weird little corner of the universe. When I seem sane you know there's problems.

 

[wegotchickens]

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My hubby didn't think Kegels were real. Silly man.

Buffy, DD would disagree. She was not amused when she snorted coke out of her nose a couple of weeks ago. We were discussing why I think elderly people are cute. I waited.... then said said, "...Except when they smell funny."
It's not my fault coca cola burns. I did tell her milk would be a more responsible beverage choice.

Must refrain from discussing this in mixed company and in a family forum. Now if this was in an educational environment . . .

Most of what we discuss is inappropiate. We've learned to live with that.

 

[dacjohns]

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Well, narrow-minded husbands don't like their wives dating anyway.

All this time I thought I was pretty open minded.

 

[dacjohns]

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I am, and don't forget it.

or what? YOu'll change my ring tone to Yani and glue my "enter" key in place?

And could you all stop taking so much I'm trying to catch up!!!!!!!!!

Quit whining.

 

[Boyd]

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I once posed nekkid in a couple of local ponds for a lady photog. It was for ART! (black & white with no face showing, most stuff covered with water)

I hope you kept some art for posterity?

 

[Boyd]

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now theres a lady who's posts I follow

I'm shocked my that admission

hahah why? Everybody knows about me

I'm basically harmless

 

[dacjohns]

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hurumph, I would notice.

ah but your a man in the "know", hip and happening an din touch with nature and such. Of course you'd notice!

aw shucks

 

[Boyd]

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Its no wonder that so many kids today are so highly confused about sexuality.

I just found a note in DD's room where some person wrote about how they loved her so much that they couldn't inject enough drugs to forget her. Ick. Scary ick.
Adding it to the pile of general stuff that was already causing me to freak out....

the note is scary, but bisexuality in females now a days seems pretty common. I have 2 that live in my house

 

[Boyd]

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Well, narrow-minded husbands don't like their wives dating anyway.

All this time I thought I was pretty open minded.

of course at this point I also had to add my .02$ cuz always that sparkley girl was a bit on the tiny side, but cute as a button none the less.