Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

Hand them to the shedding dog. it will handle all repairs for you.

Sidenote, I wondered the other day, as I looked out at the remains of approximately 20 stuffed animals and chew toys strewn all of my deck, holes chewed in a couple deck boards and gnawed handrail.....who the heck would ever try to break into my house? It looks like I own a pack of wolves.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I would do it for you but what do you for anaesthesia for stuffed animals? Cotton balls for them to bite on?

 

[wegotchickens]

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I would do it for you but what do you for anaesthesia for stuffed animals? Cotton balls for them to bite on?

Laughing gas, with silly putty band-aids.

 

[Orchid]

And here I was just going to ask a question about how to deal with my Wiccan rooster who tried to shoot the neighbor's shi tzu and left "Dye dug dye" written on his garage door yesterday. I wasn't sure if I should work on his aim or his spelling, or just thump him with a Bible.

Well, nevermind then.

 

[wegotchickens]

How many grapes can you fit in your mouth?

I'm not that bored yet.

Make it M&M's and I might play, though...


I was going to ask if anyone had marital advice on which spouse should be Head of Household in a marriage between asexual partners.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Me too, I made the hubby deal with him.

I answer the phones at work. I hate it when a slimer oozes through the earpiece. I love telling them that all decision makers are in a meeting and no, we have no voice mail system.

 

[NellaBean]

I had to open the grape thread too.

Obviously we should not name our new thread something similar.

FYI, I don't know how many grapes I can fit in my mouth. Nor do I care.

I can fit 2 eyeballs in there though. More if I have a functioning jaw..........

 

[wegotchickens]

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Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
Speaking of brains, NellaBean eats chocoLate eyeballs. For breakfast. However, eyeballs, while satisfying, do not improve her attitude.

Buffy found her L key.
However, what do your eyeballs have to do with brains falling?


You know what's the worst part of when its raining cats and dogs?















Stepping in a poodle

 

[wegotchickens]

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Funny, I was picturing a weapon until I read your pithy comment, Beaner.

 

[wegotchickens]

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This was so funny I forgot to type something.

I heard that joke told by a Cajun dude on DH's gator hunter show and busted a gut!
It's much funnier told with a Cajun accent. (picturing Beaner trying that out)

DH couldn't believe I'd never heard that joke before.