Office Work.......

[Buff Hooligans]

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Do you have PMS too (like me?), or is this just your natural beauty?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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It's not fair that when you're married, the ONLY ranking guy is the one you're allowed. And when he's rank, you're stuck.

 

[NellaBean]

I better not have PMS, I'm going to see the man this weekend. That would be the definition of irony there.


Buffy, I can't blame my dogs too much. just doing what dogs do. It was a very young bunny. Funny how they are so chicken friendly, duck friendly........even CAT friendly.....but want to eat bunnies for lunch. It was late and dark and I was in the carport trying to put together my new "garden cart" (NEVER AGAIN OMG SHOOT ME) so I couldn't tell WHAT they were killing. I was afraid it was a chicken more than anything.

But they are soooo cute...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Wait, before you fall in a hail of bullets, let me tell you that my morning work consisted of cold-calling local businesses to ask for info pertninent to my this-morning's-boss's work. If there's one thing I HATE, it's phone work. I really and truly HATE calling people. Writing them, fine. Actually talking? No. I stumble, fumble, forget what I'm calling for. It's ridiculous.

So I"m all worked up, aggravated, and when I got home, I had to make aNOTHER call to obtain a new housecleaning client (for myself, for sidework to pay the bills).

Can I have some of Nella's bullets?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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That's their plan. You know what I see in their guileless eyeballs? BLOOD, kill, ravage, destroy, mutilate, pain, terror, death. Oh, yeah, and cuteness

 

[NellaBean]

They are incredibly evil.

 

[Boyd]

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Just cuz the roller coaster is broke don't mean they close the whole park?!?!?!?!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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You know how they say that pets are like their owners? Not sayin' anything, but they look all sweet and bodaciously cuddly (like ... someone...), but they have fantasy dreams about sharp letter openers ... tippling in gin-flavored mud puddles and ... bunnies.

 

[Orchid]

Hey Buff, how many peanut butter stuffed pretzel bombs did you eat today?

Boyd, I like the way you think. Necessity is the mother of invention, and all that.

*whine* My shoulder is killing me. And I'm suffering from a horrible craving for fake crab meat.

I see a run to the grocery store in my immediate future.

 

[Orchid]

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No no no no no! That stuff is rubberized reject squid tongues! Don't do it! Eat a hot dog instead.

Because porcine sphincters and eyelids are so much tastier than rubberized reject squid tongues?