Office Work.......

[dacjohns]

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Won't the DW pay you for the truck maintenance you did yesterday? (Email the church report to me and I'll critique it for you...)

The church report was all numbers. Not much to critique.

I didn't do the maintenance. Paid someone to do it. She did give me some chapstick but I don't think it was for getting the truck worked on.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I have some ceiling fans that need cleaning. Can I borrow your blonds?

 

[wegotchickens]

One of my Amarylii from last spring.
Or is it Amarylisisisisisisisisisisis?

I have 6+ of them now, in assorted colors. Two of my bulbs have babies. I will de-baby them this winter, after they get done fading away in the garage and getting ready to bloom again. I love Amarylii, and they love me. Some of my bulbs I've had for 4 years now. I added one a couple of weeks ago. It is presently sending it's phallus-shaped stalk up in the living room. It's fun watching people walk in and wonder what the heck that green penis-looking thing is...
I should take a picture of it, too. Does that count as plant porn?

 

[wegotchickens]

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I have some ceiling fans that need cleaning. Can I borrow your blonds?

You could, but they'd raise a ruckus. And they can't fly, so you'd have to buy them plane tickets....

 

[wegotchickens]

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Crafty is my middle name. Not Lynn, as some people suspect.

I made a Brower insulator with bubble wrap and duct tape. It wasn't pretty, but pretty effective.

 

[dacjohns]

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No, you're right. Has someone been failing to properly take care of their smoocher?

My smoocher is perpetually chapped. Even repeatedly applying lip balm doesn't keep it properly smoochable. I like it better when the wife applies it.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Colorful. How courteous of you. I'm frequently off-color as well, but I think you knew that.

Yes, I have tie-dye in both store bought and homemade.
I think everyone should have some tie dye somewhere in their closet.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I'm so conflicted right now...

 

[wegotchickens]

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You pass the hippy test, then. It was the tie that got you through.


I was sure I saw Jerry Garcia driving an old green pick-up truck through TN last year. Pretty sure he was his way to meet Elvis....

 

[wegotchickens]

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Thank you.
You should meet the muppet birds in person. They make exactly the noises you'd expect muppet birds to make. They are a hoot, and the only time they don't make me smile is when I have to shove them into the coop on 30 degree nights.