Office Work.......

[Orchid]

I baked more pepperkuku cookies last night. I'm going to weigh 200 pounds by the time Christmas is over.

I also got three eggs yesterday! Three hens, three eggs, first time that has happened. Hoping my hen saddles arrive today.

I've never written a Christmas letter before, but I think I might write one from Fluppy's perspective just for the fun of it.

 

[NellaBean]

I have a soft spot for animals....I am a bleeding heart. My family is going to disown me if I get this dog. I might just pretend that I haven't adopted her (if I get her) and let it be a Christmas surprise when they come to visit LOL. OR NOT.

I need more cookies. More more cookies. My big fat butt is going shopping in my sister's old work clothes closet this weekend. She is all butt, so has always worn a bigger size than me. My belly might be bigger, but her butt is! LOL. I am hoping to get some really nice pants out of this deal.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Wow Laree, you've had quite the household trauma. I think your canning was good timing.

Totally. Except for the $$$ thingy. Speaking of which, I need to check on my unemployement.

BRB

 

[Orchid]

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Just tell them you're fostering her or some nonsense like that.

I'm operating on the premise that these cookies are good for me because they're full of antioxidant-rich spices. Right? RIGHT?

No one give me pants and I can't buy any pre-owned ones because my legs are ridiculously long. American Eagle extra long jeans are my friend; thankfully I don't have to dress in "real" office clothes.

 

[Orchid]

Nice hat Laree! It reminds me of someone....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I am envious of anyone getting eggs at this time of year. Orchy, since your Non-Pepper Non-Kuku cookies don't need eggs, you must send your eggs to me.

 

[Orchid]

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Are you sure you want them? They're the product of the Evil Artificial Light, after all.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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If you irradiate them I'll pay double.

 

[Orchid]

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If you irradiate them I'll pay double.

Deal.

Wow, I've been reading some posts on here this morning and have come to the conclusion that some people REALLY overthink this chicken thing.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Says one who is waiting by her mailbox for chicken saddles...