Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

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My black velvet trousers aren't fuzzy anymore. That's how stretched out they've become this past month. Breathe Nella, breathe.

I split a pair of sleep pants right up the butt the other day. In my defense, they were so old the fabric was thin and worn. It didn't even split on the seam, just right up one butt cheek. I knew it felt a little "airy" that night.

 

[AK Michelle]

Tom makes fun of me because my emial inbox has over 4000 messages in it. I read and respond, deleting is an extra step, is it really necessary?

 

[NellaBean]

Buffster, I love how you are normally all MUST GO RUN 12 MILES! MUST HAVE SALAD! MUST BE HEALTHY!.......and instead this week you are all MORE CHOCOLATE! JUST ORDERED CHEESEBURGERS AND ONION RINGS. You win at life.

 

[NellaBean]

Okay wait, how did i miss the part where you said PUB NEXT DOOR. How do you even get any work done? I would be more sauced than a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

 

[AK Michelle]

waiting for Nells to put her last two posts together....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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But I bet the company manual does have something to the effect of:
"All enjoyment of any topic or person, work-related or not, is strictly prohibited."

 

[NellaBean]

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.............I'm a little slow this week. Did I mention I stopped taking my crazy pills last week?

Buffster, share the wealth.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Thank the Lord that in this story she was alone at the time. This is a family thread.

 

[NellaBean]

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But I bet the company manual does have something to the effect of:
"All enjoyment of any topic or person, work-related or not, is strictly prohibited."

"No smiling, laughing or personal enjoyment on worktime is allowed. Also, we kill puppies and light rainbows on fire on Fridays. Dress accordingly."

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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YAY I win at life! (Until I drop dead of onion-ring induced cardiac arrest.) (But I'm okay with that.)