Office Work.......

[ksacres]

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To the best of my knowledge, my tongue has never been cooked.

 

[Orchid]

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When I entered the nightclub. DUH. Aren't you taking notes?

 

[NellaBean]

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If you eat a lot does your tongue get raw? Because mine does.

Yes. I want them. SO BADLY right now. Walgreens used to sell a big giant couple pound back of sour gummies. They were SO GOOD. They only have the non sour gummies now. So not fair. So not.

 

[ksacres]

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When I entered the nightclub. DUH. Aren't you taking notes?

I said I was making notes. NOT that they were good ones.

 

[dacjohns]

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Don't bother trying to keep up if Mapes is on. Her shiftless keyboard is outta control!

 

[ksacres]

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Perfect excuse to go watch a movie-in the theater. They ALWAYS have spks!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Nah, would have been my DH.

Then that wasn't his hand....

 

[ksacres]

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Please sir, may I have some more?

 

[NellaBean]

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When I entered the nightclub. DUH. Aren't you taking notes?

Last time I was in a nightclub, we closed the place out. Ended up barfing in a Waffle House bathroom at 4am. I am such a winner.