Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

There are no stupid questions...

Yes, actually there are......like It's day 18 what is lock down? It's day 21 i have chicks hatching what do I feed them? or any variation of such questions......read a book people, Google it for God's sake! You had 3+ weeks......try preparation.....it's not just a butt cream.

 

[NellaBean]

MAPLE, how goes the cleaning? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

The rest of you, stop talking so much when I'm gone. It's too hard to catch up. Let me just tell you now, I have conference call at 3:00, wherein we will be informed that we are in the midst of another merger as we bought another fricking company. Shoot me now.

 

[wegotchickens]

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My DH only made that mistake once.

And I broke up with a guy who said that to me, just one time, back when I was dating.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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No, he chops wood, it's just that it does not evoke a drooling response ... nor does anything else.

I'm feeling very hateful and nasty today. Please excuse me.

 

[maple]

My sis keeps her keys in her pocket cuz her 2 boys are accident prone...6 and 3 and the 3 year old is quit a handful. He's cute and funny but I'm glad I don't gotta live with him.

oh and she's an hour from the hospital and she works there at the Mayo clinic. Not her favorite to have to make trips on her days off or at night after getting home.

 

[NellaBean]

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Yes, whoever said there are no stupid questions was stupid himself. And yes, I know it must have been a HE because no woman in her right mind would say that. She would instead stay "what a stupid bleeping questions you dumbfluck boxtard, go chop me some wood".

I was in a meeting yesterday and the guy running it over the phone said that. And I looked at my coworker and we both rolled our eyes. YES THERE ARE.

 

[wegotchickens]

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My favorite is "I want to hatch eggs. Should I get a rooster?"

 

[maple]

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Says to self..."I knew she'd be back. Should have skiddattled out of here 10 min. ago."


Fine...I'm going. Where's my rubber gloves?

 

[NellaBean]

Get to it woman. You have 59 minutes left. Tick tock, tick tock.

 

[wegotchickens]

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No, he chops wood, it's just that it does not evoke a drooling response ... nor does anything else.

I'm feeling very hateful and nasty today. Please excuse me.

You're channeling your inner non-medicated Beaner.