Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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HE SPILLS THE COFFE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NEEEEEVVVVVEEEER WIPES IT UP.

Wanna guess how many times in the months of september and october I had to wipe up spilled coffee of my cream colored counters????do ya? huh??

NOT ONCE> NOT ONE SINGLE BLOODY TIME!!!!!!!!

I need a drink.

 

[jbowyer01]

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HE SPILLS THE COFFE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NEEEEEVVVVVEEEER WIPES IT UP.

Wanna guess how many times in the months of september and october I had to wipe up spilled coffee of my cream colored counters????do ya? huh??

NOT ONCE> NOT ONE SINGLE BLOODY TIME!!!!!!!!

I need a drink.

Honey I'll send ya a bottle! With a straw!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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[wegotchickens]

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HE SPILLS THE COFFE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NEEEEEVVVVVEEEER WIPES IT UP.

Wanna guess how many times in the months of september and october I had to wipe up spilled coffee of my cream colored counters????do ya? huh??

NOT ONCE> NOT ONE SINGLE BLOODY TIME!!!!!!!!

I need a drink.

HA!

Don't start drinking now, Batty. You can do it. We have faith in you!!


But I'd seriously go home and announce a family meeting, and then assign 1 simple task at a time until a dent is made. Yes, it will be like riding herd on a small child that's never done chores. But when he whines you can respond with, "Do you ever wanna share a bed again?" Maybe he'll get the message.

Or maybe not.

This is why I don't like blonde men....

 

[scbatz33]

I am going to take a nap. Then I'm going to clean my house. God willing I will get it done by saturday.

I still have to finish my taxes........

 

[wegotchickens]

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DH claims that's where I keep his.

And yet he still cringes when I'm using scissors.


Which reminds me! He bought me a Dremel to I can saw off Tennessee's spurs.....
Is THAT Freudian or WHAT!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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One glass of Smoking Loon Cabernet for Batz, comin' right up.


I think men (except for Dacs) have selective vision to go with their selective hearing. Like, they only see or hear things if seeing or hearing them does not result in potential work.

I think women should have the same. Like, "oh, I'm sorry HonBun, but I didn't see you groping / mauling / drooling - honest."

 

[jbowyer01]

Oh I forgot Batz cant drink yet! I'll save it for you Batz.

 

[wegotchickens]

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

Its day 20, and for fun I put my Hygrometer Thermometer under her, And left it under her for 5-10 mins, and it said 87.8 degrees humidity was 33%. Is that ok. I mean I did the water test today all the eggs where moving. Any suggestions Im worried now.

Um, you did WHAT????

 

[scbatz33]

Quote:
HE SPILLS THE COFFE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NEEEEEVVVVVEEEER WIPES IT UP.

Wanna guess how many times in the months of september and october I had to wipe up spilled coffee of my cream colored counters????do ya? huh??

NOT ONCE> NOT ONE SINGLE BLOODY TIME!!!!!!!!

I need a drink.

HA!

Don't start drinking now, Batty. You can do it. We have faith in you!!


But I'd seriously go home and announce a family meeting, and then assign 1 simple task at a time until a dent is made. Yes, it will be like riding herd on a small child that's never done chores. But when he whines you can respond with, "Do you ever wanna share a bed again?" Maybe he'll get the message.

Or maybe not.

This is why I don't like blonde men....

Seriously? That didn't work...any time I've tried it. Nope. cutting him off, yelling, crying, nagging........makes no difference. It is not important to him, so he doesn't do it. He might put the clothes away and do 1/2 the dishes, but then he's done.

It's just easier if I do it myself. Plus I know it will be done the way I want it. Like my dd says - momma you have 3 kids. Yes. yes i do.

Have i used the crying smilie(oxymoron btw) yet?