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You know, all the llamas I've met are pretty docile. I know they're thinking something and I've heard they spit but I've yet to see it for myself. I suppose I've even pushed my luck and got reeeal close to them and talked to them and tried to instigate a spat but it's yet to happen. I've even snuck up on a cluster when they were sleepin or beddin down for the night...but all they did was sat there and stared at me and my kids.

Maybe I need to try confetti.

I like llamas.
I watched one at the zoo spit at the back of an obnoxious boy's head as he went running by. Dead accurate aim on that llama! The little snot had been running around with feed clenched in his hand, laughing because the goats couldn't actually get to it. He 'baaah'ed at them in an annoyingly moronic way and was clearly mocking them. He avoided the llama, who had an overbite and had mastered the stink-eye, but the llama knew the boy was a turd and nailed him with a greasy green slimy goober. It was lovely!

As the turd was reaching towards the back of his head, I stepped between he and the llama and started feeding and brushing it. I don't think anyone but me and the attendant saw what happened.

That llama always loved me. It was an intimidating beastie and had a hard time eating due to the overbite. But I was patient with it and made sure some feed actually got into it's mouth. I also petted, fed and hugged the alpacas.

Nowadays you can't feed them any more, just brush them. I think that's cause the goats can play a little rough with little tots clutching feed....
 
I've got a plumbing issue but I think it's because I had chilli the other night.


If we like you does it mean we get to talk about our toilets? Like what's the best way to clean them?



ew...that llama had a green goob? That's funny but gross.
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I've got to go pick up my kids from school....who says I need to embarrass them somehow?
 
Yes, g, you can talk about your toilets allll you want.
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Lori, I see the problem. Somehow there is a duplicate page. There is a page with content, I promise! It has our logo as the profile picture.
 
Oh I adore our family llamas. But they are just such herd animals. Take away the leader, and they act like idiots who must hide and cower in the corner. Get them all packed up together, they are big and brave. However, annoy them enough, they will hock a green goober on you.

Now, the drama llamas at work. I don't love them. But it's hilarious sounding, so I find some fun. Plus, they act just like llamas. In a group, big and tough and can cause the drama they love. Take away the leader, EEEP, they are cowering in their cubicle and leave me alone. They however hock goobers of annoyance/drama on a regular basis. Bad llamas.

Thus, if one is shipped off to a new farm, PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am even going to cheerfully take part in the food day to celebrate her service in her job - but I'm taking it as a celebration of her leaving. I shall bring a lovely angel food cake, she won't complain about me bringing high fat crap. Nope, just made with chicken-butt egg whites, muahahahahaha......
 
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Then the link from your personal page is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

I see that now, and it won't let me change it, and it's pissing me right off.
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I reported the page as a duplicate to FB, hopefully they will take care of it.
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Then the link from your personal page is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

I see that now, and it won't let me change it, and it's pissing me right off.
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I reported the page as a duplicate to FB, hopefully they will take care of it.
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OK, cause it was really frustrating to finally find the right page and someone had already liked it ahead of me. So I was second.
 
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