Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

Guess how much Mr Elvis T. Toes cost me? Since we're on the guessing game and all.

 

[maple]

Elvis toes is free cuz he's geriatric?

 

[Orchid]

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Nells. Mr. Elvis TWINKLE Toes? Really?

29.42.

 

[maple]

10 years ago our local pound charged $75 for cat adoption and $117 for dog adoption...I know it's gone up since then though.

 

[maple]

really? twinkle toes? ha ha ha ha....oooh thats a hoot.

 

[NellaBean]

Maple was sort of right. He was FREE.....not cause he is geriatric but because he was sponsored by an anonymous donor.

The T can stand for almost anything. Twinkle. Twentytwo (how many toes he has). Terrific. Telekinetic. Trippy.

 

[maple]

I just looked on their site... dogs are $110 and cats are $85

 

[maple]

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awww...that's awesome. What a cool donor...if you get sick will they give you one of thier kidneys too? You never know with that long schlong.

 

[NellaBean]

Actually they have price levels based on age and type.

Kittens or puppies.....$150
Adult......somewhere between 150 and 75
Senior.....50 to 75

Bunnies are 25 for 1 or 40 for two. Includes neuter....good deal on bunnies.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Babies say thank you for the Girl Scout Cookies, much nicer than a stinky pirate. Besides, girl scouts are younger, so they'd be more tender, right?

Ok, can you tell I've seen Addams Family one too many times?