Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

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I threaten to shank my coworkers on a regular basis. I don't threaten to "corkscrew" them.


Also, if you need a box cutter to get into a box of franzia, you're not doing it right.

well, it's a good thing you don't. "Corkscrew"ing your co-workers sounds like it should be in one of "those" movies.

oooooooooo! so here's a tidbit of knowledge you will not be able to get out of your head all day.....the penis of a swine is actually cork screw shaped. - as is the vagina.

Thank you AGSCI 101.

What frightens me is that I already knew that. Gives a whole new meaning to the term screwed.

 

[wegotchickens]

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You don't fool me for a minute - I know you were having chickadee salad for supper.


Elke-pants....hmmm....sounds familiar, somehow.

her creativity was all used up with the cookie fancy making thing

Techincally I am responsible for Orchy Pants....

Remember?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Orchypants!!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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her creativity was all used up with the cookie fancy making thing

Techincally I am responsible for Orchy Pants....

Remember?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Orchypants!!!!

ok. true and I think you first coined the "batty" thing too.......

But, buffy's old...we will let her have her revisionist history if it makes her happy. (it's not nice to upset the age-ed)

 

[Orchid]

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They do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Lori.

Speaking of my Orchidpants, I'm still trying to get DH to take a picture of me running in them so you can all see that I do in fact have orchid-colored yoga pants.

 

[scbatz33]

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well, it's a good thing you don't. "Corkscrew"ing your co-workers sounds like it should be in one of "those" movies.

oooooooooo! so here's a tidbit of knowledge you will not be able to get out of your head all day.....the penis of a swine is actually cork screw shaped. - as is the vagina.

Thank you AGSCI 101.

What frightens me is that I already knew that. Gives a whole new meaning to the term screwed.

I learned all kinds of things while paying to be edgimacated..

I know how to AI a chicken. Collection and deposit. Which is why it cracks me up with the threads on here.....oh if they only knew......

Oh and I know how to hypnotize a chicken too!

Money well spent if you ask me.

 

[llaaadyel]

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well, it's a good thing you don't. "Corkscrew"ing your co-workers sounds like it should be in one of "those" movies.

oooooooooo! so here's a tidbit of knowledge you will not be able to get out of your head all day.....the penis of a swine is actually cork screw shaped. - as is the vagina.

Thank you AGSCI 101.

What frightens me is that I already knew that. Gives a whole new meaning to the term screwed.

Yeah, me too. Not all that proud of having that knowledge.

Elke Pants

 

[wegotchickens]

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now now a person can do some SERIOUS damage with a box opener...and she's just drunk enough to use it!

I threaten to shank my coworkers on a regular basis. I don't threaten to "corkscrew" them.


Also, if you need a box cutter to get into a box of franzia, you're not doing it right.

Yeah, you punch your fangs into it and suck it dry, right?

Like a chocolate egg?

 

[scbatz33]

my mouse is acting retarded. I wonder if it's a sign that I should actually go clean house, pay bills and kill some chickens.


Ooops, I MEANT cuddle some chickens. After all we don't kill any thing round here. We love them and keep them all for years and years and years.........

 

[NellaBean]

I watched a video on chicken ai the other day. My mottled cochins have zero fertility since they're so fluffy. I think I will go ahead and just chop off all their butt feathers.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Speedy typers today.