Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 01-08-21 Pic by RowanTheRed

[deidreg]

~I heard it from a hen who, heard it from a hen whooo, heard it from another, you been messing around...
~You take it in the chicken run, Henny, I didn't believe it Penny, till I saw the feather stuck to your bum...

Long live REO Speedwagon!

 

[gimmie birdies]

"I know my children will not be purebred, mother, thank you for that."

 

[gimmie birdies]

Is it a black chicken with one white feather? Or is it a white chicken with many black feathers? Upside-down world remember?

 

[Liz Birdlover]

There once was a hen from Nantucket.
Whatever trend was going on, she would buck it.
She wore a white feather,
while others wore pleather.
If you tried to grab it, she'd run fast & tuck it!

 

[Liz Birdlover]

A long time Elvis fan, she was too shy to speak of feelings outright, but she figured she could show her feelings with a flirt & a song...she wore his handsome feather & sang as she walked by the Roo she had a crush on..."I'm gonna stick like glue, yeah, yeah because I'm, stuck on you!"

 

[DuckDuckSook]

When Gladys couldn't find her trusty pair of tightie whities, she thought a fine white feather would do and no one would notice.

 

[kikiruru]

Never ever ever buy a bathing suit online

 

[GermanKennhuhn]

“This is why you can’t play with super glue.”

 

[CHlCKEN]

“This is why you can’t play with super glue.”

Very true. One time I burned my hands and fingers using a type of super glue that was apparently really hot. It was a tiny bottle and it wouldn’t come out so I put my fingers on the top to see if I could scrape off whatever was blocking it. Bad idea because it came gushing out all over me! My fingers where burned a little (not heat burn, chemical I think. It was hot but didn’t leave marks) and my eyes where burning (not by heat, just dried out from all the chemical fumes) and the worst part? I waisted 69 cents

 

[JedJackson]

I know I left it around here somewhere.