Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 04-29-22 Pic by Liz Birdlover

[Weeg]

Chick- "Hey mom, can I ask you something?"
Hen- "Of course honey"
Chick- "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Hen- "Awww shucks....."

 

[pekin queen]

Ma hen- "I need a break".
Chick- "from what?"
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hehehe this would go wonderfully if you just imagine the chick doing this: (chick jumping on the trampilen) 1....2....3....4....ummm.......100!!!!

 

[gimmie birdies]

3 weeks is 9 months to a chicken.

 

[gimmie birdies]

~Momma, mine, Momma mine
Momma, mine, Momma, mine, Momma of mine...

 

[Yard Farmer]

Chick ~ Mamma? Who is my daddy? And are you my mommy?
Hen ~ does it matter?
Chick ~ yes!
Hen ~ well, your dad was mean so, he was put in the pot. And I'm your real mother *wishing I wasn't*
Chick ~ what's the "pot"?
Hen ~ you'll know when your older.
Chick ~ ma...
Hen ~ aha! No more questions. Time for my nap!

 

[Weeg]

Chick- "Momma, where do eggs come from? Why do chicks come from eggs? Who is my dad? Can I meet him? Will he give me piggy back rides?"
Hen- "Sheesh... From me, and because they do. No, you can not meet your dad. He took a long trip to freezer camp. No he will not give you piggy back rides"
Chick- "Oooooh! Can I go to freezer camp! Please, please, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!"
Hen- "If only...."

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

 

[BDutch]

“ NO. Go away.. or tuck yourself in under my belly .. but don’t stare at me that way.

 

[BDutch]

Mama: “No not yet. …
Go tuck yourself in and listen to you’re baby brother or sister in the egg.”

 

[BDutch]

Mama: “ as soon as you have brother or a sister we will go out to snatch a few worms okay? “