I went in for just a trim and this is what I got! Cornie is never touching my feathers again! I don’t care if she’s the best feather dresser in the entire flock!
It was a dreary storming day , I just wanted to cross the road. (I dont know why) and here comes the farmer in his big blue truck , Next think I know, SPLAT ! I look like this and he is laughing manically . He turns to the wife and says "Well shoot Martha, No fried chicken tonight ".