Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 06-18-21 Pic by Willow2253

[RaZ]

It used to be kids that mowed lawns for extra scratch.

 

[Akrnaf2]

As a non English speaker I have won quite allot......

 

[AuntieD]

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"Animal Farm workers, unite! Hammer? Check! Sickle? Check! Lawn Mower to mow down Farmer Brown? Check! Box to put Farmer Brown's body in? Check! Now I just need a little help getting the mower started...Farmer Brown...a little help here..."

 

[AuntieD]

One mower for the road.

 

[Akrnaf2]

Welcome to the best store in the weastern hemisphere! We have EVERTHING! We also have 1 chicken power Lawn Mower.

 

[SueT]

The Lawn Whisperer

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"The kids have been in the house alot lately, instead of playing with me...where are my mealworms & treats?
They're watching their new pet mouse run in some idiotic wheel.
Well, if it's a show they want...let's see that stupid mouse top this!
Ok, start me up!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

It's the little Ole Chicken from Pasadena
The little Ole Chicken from Pasadena
(Go Henny, Go Henny, Go Henny, Go)
Pecks a pretty flowerbed of white Gardenias
(Go Henny, Go Henny, Go Henny, Go)
But parked 'round the corner right on the grass,
There's her brand new mower that'll kick your ass!

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner than
The little Ole Chicken from Pasadena
She mows real fast and she mows real hard
She's the mower of Colorado boulevard!
It's the little Ole Chicken from Pasadena
If you see her on the lawn, don't try to chase her
(Go Henny, go Henny, go Henny, go)
You might ride a mower, but you'll never race her
(Go Henny, Go Henny, Go Henny, Go)
Well, she's gonna need gas now, sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner than
The Little Ole Chicken From Pasadena
She mows real fast and she mows real hard
But she's the daintiest mower on the Boulevard
It's the little Ole Chicken from Pasadena

You can catch her all the time, just pecking along now
(Go Henny, Go Henny, Go Henny, Go)
With her self propelled squeeze bar, she can't go wrong now
(Go Henny, Go Henny, Go Henny, Go)
The guys come to race her from miles around
But she'll give 'em a length, then she'll shut 'em down
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner than
The little Ole Chicken from Pasadena
She mows real fast and she mows real hard
She's the prettiest mower on the boulevard
It's the little Ole Chicken from Pasadena
Go Henny, Go Henny, Go Henny, Go

 

[gimmie birdies]

A hen posing for a picture, and how she thinks the picture will turn out..."Draw me LIKE one of your French hens. *even though I am a barred rock.*"

 

[Martaals]

I like to mow it mow it! I like to mow it mow it! I like to.... Mow it!