Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 08-19-22 Pic by saz5333

[NorthwoodsChick]

There once was a duck from Nantucket,
He enjoyed sitting in his bucket.
It stayed clean, never had to muck it.
If a June bug fell in...out he'd pluck it.
Rooster's tail was too long, he couldn't tuck it,
So Duck had it all to himself, his own bucket!
But one day a hen tipped it & said "Cluck it!
I'm laying my egg Here in this Bucket!"
Duck said Really? Laid an egg & that's where ya stuck it?"
And that's how he became Godfather Ducket!

Game over!

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Hope you all like chocolate.

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

"Just coolin' my jets"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Accidentally ate pepper sprouts...need to cool my butt. Y'all know how it is, spicy hot goin in & spicy hot comin out!"

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Welcome to the Podunk evening news brief: Our top story:
Local yokel Harold the duck is once again stuck in a bucket, this time it looks serious.
" It was a lot easier gettin in and outta this thang last week"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"These 100 degree hot foot summer days...go get me some ice cubes & be quackin quick about it!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

The Duck got himself a personal jacuzzi, just waiting on the 'hose jet' to be connected..."Hey hurry up there human, my sore feet need that hose more than your Marigolds & Tomatoes."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"This bucket is built for 2, comm'on in, the water is fine."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"If I fits-I sits"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Whadda ya talking about? It's the best place to relax...no Snappin Turtles!"