Dog: 'So Doc, do you think you can do it?' Chicken: 'I can most definitely remove the splinter with very little pain. However, i do expect payment for the service.' Dog: 'Anything!' Chicken: 'it is going to cost you- your kibble for 3 days' Dog: '3 days, doc??!!??' Chicken: 'yes, it must be worth our while. Its either the kibble, or you keep the splinter' Dog: 'Fine! just do it '
... Chicken: 'done.' Dog: 'Really? thats it?' Chicken: ...dogs...