Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-11-20 - Pic by FluffyBottomBantams

[gimmie birdies]

"People always say...what's up, chicken butt! To me..."

 

[cinnamoncockatiel]

Why are you laughing? It is a stretch called ''floating chicken''

 

[cinnamoncockatiel]

I am keeping my boots warm.....

 

[gimmie birdies]

Guess what? Chicken butt. Guess why? Chicken thigh. Guess who? Chicken poo. Guess where? Chicken coop.

 

[gimmie birdies]

Sad hen says to hench hen..."I am fat."
Hench hen says "No, you are beautiful!"
Sad hen says "I said "I was fat," not ugly!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Get that camera out of my face, can't you see I'm doing my daily meditating?
Ahmmmmmmm, Ahmmmmmmm"

 

[alwaysthere4chickens]

"Have you ever had the problem when you try to get skinny but It only works on half of you?"

 

[DeathlayerDreams]

Does this perch make my butt look big?

 

[DeathlayerDreams]

I'm not fat im fluffy

 

[gimmie birdies]

That is one "fried" chicken!