Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-11-20 - Pic by FluffyBottomBantams

[shineandrise]

"Are you telling me I look fat??!!"

 

[shineandrise]

"What? What are you looking at? I always roost like this."

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Hen: This may be the one time in life I will ever be able to look down to a human.

 

[M-H-Fielding]

What do you mean the sun is shining? I can’t see a thing!

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Hen (To herself): Why can’t people see that I need a round perch? I notice they have enough money to buy themselves unessasary things like talking pieces of plastic they call phones and enough time to watch tv, but even at the mention of getting a new perch for the hens and suddenly they are broke without a penny to spare and not enough time to do anything!

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Don’t mind me, I’m just hiding up here where no one will see me.

 

[M-H-Fielding]

What do you mean this isn’t a good hiding place? I’m practically invisible! In fact, I’m so camouflaged you can’t even see me!

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Don’t bother me, I’m dying of loneliness and a broken heart.

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Hen: Oh come on, human. I know somewhere deep down inside of there, you know that I look adorable. Adorable enough to earn a whole bag of meal worms.

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Hen: what do you mean I look funny? It’s the latest style around here!