official funny turkey stories thread

[fowlmamma]

well my very large white tom thinks im his women so he is always jumping on my legs and sitting on my feet . well he has been acting crazy today my husband was standing in front of me and the turk got mad and bit him right in the butt

he chased him all over and would not leave him alone well he was getting so mad at turk i had to hold him down for awhile and i thought it was so funny because my husband was really crabby today . then my father in law made the same mistake and he chased him to his truck and almost got him in the face . anyone who dares to come near me is in for it. anyones turks acting crazy too?

 

[Dust Bunny]

ive been thinking that we need a thread for our turkey storys, if you were to rename your thread to something like official turkey story thread i think you would get tons of posts, just an idea

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[fowlmamma]

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thanks for the advice i changed it

 

[turkey guru]

have you ever noticed how the same story ,could be a nightmare to someone else! famliy had raspberry farm, someone dumped this bronze tom off at the barn, he chased us up and down those rows all summer long, if you were swinging on the tire swing he would jump up and peck your butt!! he would run you down stand on your back and peck your head, now I know he was trying to screw me! you'd get by the barn your heart would be pounding here he comes chasing the first guy he sees, the key was to chase your buddy and so would the turkey that way you can run and scream together! tom!

 

[Dust Bunny]

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[chickenannie]

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What are the three magical mesmerizing lines that hypnotize a chicken?? Curious minds want to know!

 

[Dust Bunny]

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What are the three magical mesmerizing lines that hypnotize a chicken?? Curious minds want to know!

ya my grandma showed me, you gently catch your chicken and lay it on its side until it's still and relaxed then draw 3 lines right in front of its beak, if you do it right your bird will stay there for several minutes, try it