Oh Christmas 🎄 Oh Christmas 🌲 let me see thee🎄

[R2elk]

That's what I thought. Until it wasn't

Ralphie has some bees that he would gladly give you.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

That's what I thought. Until it wasn't

I did not Google any of it.
Nope.

It sounded like you did, though, Little Duck. My condolences.

 

[Fishychix]

So, my niece & her husband are in their 30’s with small children and they live with my sister. Let’s just preface this with They’re weirdos. They decided out of the blue thst they did not want to come to our house for Thanksgiving because of the chickens. And they didn’t. They sent all of us links about salmonella. I’m not even going to go there, but NOW as we’re baking all these cookies at MY house - my niece wants me to do all the cooking at my sisters house just so they can eat the cookies. Because otherwise she won’t or let her children. I told her they’re all going to have my eggs in them so she won’t want them anyway. UGH!!!!!! Why would they turn this into a HUGE deal involving the entire family? Don’t come then and don’t eat my damn cookies. Sorry. End of rant.

I think you hit the nail on the head in your second sentence

However, her feelings are just that, hers. And for her to shove them in everybody else's face is RUDE! Especially at your expense. Your eggs have such a smaller chance of posing a salmonella danger as opposed to store bought, I dont know if it can actually be measured. What does her mom, your sister, say about this?
If it were me? Nope, no dice.

 

[Fishychix]

What retards.
Can you tell them to join BYC so I can help teach them a few things?

Somehow I dont think that would work. She seems to be the type where only things that agree with her viewpoint are true, or even exist. You cant fix stupid.

 

[StonerChick]

I think you hit the nail on the head in your second sentence

However, her feelings are just that, hers. And for her to shove them in everybody else's face is RUDE! Especially at your expense. Your eggs have such a smaller chance of posing a salmonella danger as opposed to store bought, I dont know if it can actually be measured. What does her mom, your sister, say about this?
If it were me? Nope, no dice.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. lol My sister and her husband came for Thanksgiving and are helping make cookies HERE tomorrow again and they’ll be here for Christmas Eve dinner and we’ll go over there for a minute on Christmas. I’m not crazy about my niece right now but I adore my great nephews and niece. Who I heard snuck cookies I sent home when their Mom was asleep. lol haha

 

[Kiki]

And I’m about 1400 miles from Houston. Looks pretty much like a straight shot on the 59. How far are you from Denver, Kiki?

30-45 minutes is far to me.
An hour is really far.

 

[Kiki]

I just meant hairless! Your own twisted mind took it to oil.

Slippery does not mean shaved nutter.

 

[Fishychix]

New show idea: Real Chicken Ladies of BYC

my bubble gum suit could be famous!

I have a pink carhartt type jacket. Then bought the coveralls, which of course had to match. Then much later I bought snow boots, hot pink.
Thats how I go outside in this weather

With all the things I've had to do to chickens, nobody would ever shake my hand again.

Dont forget the cows. And the children! Honestly, who cannot say they’ve cleaned more poo from a kid than they knew could possibly ever have been inside the kid in the first place?

Maybe get them a gift as a peace offering? I think this one would be PERFECT

https://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Poop-Free-Range-Balm/dp/B00T63B9V6

I love the chicken poop lip balms!

 

[Kiki]

I try to keep up. But I am so lost on this thread. I know I skipped a few pages when I got behind.

but I have to ask “what’s hairless and slippery?”


are we still talking about hairless cats?

Yes.
Meow kitties.

 

[muddy75]

I try to keep up. But I am so lost on this thread. I know I skipped a few pages when I got behind.

but I have to ask “what’s hairless and slippery?”


are we still talking about hairless cats?

i’m fairly certain you don’t wannna know