Oh Christmas 🎄 Oh Christmas 🌲 let me see thee🎄

[Kiki]

You knew that wasn’t going to end well

I had no idea the first page of the search was going to be as bad as it was.
Something must be wrong with my Google.
I wonder if the Mex has been on my computer.

 

[CHlCKEN]

He looks really shiny. Like he needs a towel.
Does this lad need a towel? Someone give him a towel -- poor thing looks soaked.

“Shiny” is an interesting way to describe someone

 

[EverythingDucks]

So, my niece & her husband are in their 30’s with small children and they live with my sister. Let’s just preface this with They’re weirdos. They decided out of the blue thst they did not want to come to our house for Thanksgiving because of the chickens. And they didn’t. They sent all of us links about salmonella. I’m not even going to go there, but NOW as we’re baking all these cookies at MY house - my niece wants me to do all the cooking at my sisters house just so they can eat the cookies. Because otherwise she won’t or let her children. I told her they’re all going to have my eggs in them so she won’t want them anyway. UGH!!!!!! Why would they turn this into a HUGE deal involving the entire family? Don’t come then and don’t eat my damn cookies. Sorry. End of rant.

My goodness

 

[Painted Calls]

I had no idea the first page of the search was going to be as bad as it was.
Something must be wrong with my Google.
I wonder if the Mex has been on my computer.

Please tell me the Mex hasn't been Googling oiled up dudes...

 

[Kiki]

WHY would you DO that???

Cause you said to find a slippery one.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

“Shiny” is an interesting way to describe someone

Well, he is! He looks shiny! Like an egg that's fresh out of a hen's bottom.
Um.
I could have found a better simile for that.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

PASS.
(Not that I hate those types -- it's just not my cup of tea.)

I don’t think you’d be his cup I’ tea either...maybe he likes both! I dunno.

 

[CHlCKEN]

Well, he is! He looks shiny! Like an egg that's fresh out of a hen's bottom.
Um.
I could have found a better simile for that.

No that one was perfect

 

[Painted Calls]

Cause you said to find a slippery one.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I don’t think you’d be his cup I’ tea either...maybe he likes both! I dunno.

*Coughcough.*
Yeahno.