Oh come on, grouchy pants!

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Or when they accuse you of starting trouble when you aren't...
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Oh Spook.... I see your jokes everywhere and I must say.... I love you man!
That being said.... take an advil and calm down
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No need to have a stroke.
Do you have a cold? Is this why you're being grumpy?

Men......
 
I'll say it one more time...Men are NOT grumpy.

An example? Men make BETTER shoppers than women because
we know how to do it right. Don't shop all year because we don't
need to. We go in at Christmas, get what we need and get out.

It's the clerks that are the problem. Either they don't have what we
need 'cause they don't know how to do their job, or they're use to
dealing with a bunch of women who don't know what they need.

And yes, men are allowed to check their car horns in a traffic jam.
What else should we do? Check the oil while we're setting there maybe?
Someone has to check the car horn...How do you know it didn't fall off
or break or something?

And I don't want a brownie today thank you. Mommy Spook bought me
a box of candy.
 
Here's a real good example for you.

My wife, she goes shopping all the time just to "look around."
How come?

Me, when I go shopping I already know where I want to go. I know
what the stores have. I was there last year.

I don't need to go to "look around" .
 
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But what if there's something new on the shelves??? What if someone else gets to try out that new item before you do?!
Nope, gotta look around. Your tastes might change between last week's shopping trip and this week's. I know mine will, which is why I'm going to do more Christmas shopping/looking around on Friday
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I haven't been there since last week! Maybe they have a new fabric I can make a quilt from...
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There's room for your name on Santa's naughty list too Mandelyn.

I'm taking notes...got you down for insulting an old man.
 

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