Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[backyardmenagerie]

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There needs to be a smiley for spitting coffee... and I really should stop drinking coffee while reading this thread.

 

[kuntrygirl]

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There needs to be a smiley for spitting coffee... and I really should stop drinking coffee while reading this thread.

I think there is a smiley like that on the internet.

 

[backyardmenagerie]

Chicken for sale (Northeast kc)
Date: 2011-05-10, 2:41PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have a white chicken with red red head. I don't know if it lays or is for eating. 20$

Laying hens go for $10 around here. And he wants $20 for an unidentified chicken?​

 

[chseeads]

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Laying hens go for $10 around here. And he wants $20 for an unidentified chicken?

As vague as that is...who knows if it's even a chicken. Could be anything. lol

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Ba ha ha! That's pretty darn funny!

 

[yoie]

This one made me laugh

Rooster - Tough as Nails! - $1 (Georgetown)

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Date: 2011-05-09, 8:54PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
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This Rooster is tough enough to take on a Navy Seal Dog and win. Best offer before He's Chicken soup. Would make an excellent Personal Gaurd dog. Any reasonable offer will be considered for the next Two (2) Weeks. Pic shown is not actual rooster. Alvin is camera shy and refuses to sit and have his picture taken. He kinda looks like the one below but Alvin also has black & gray throughout.

http://delaware.craigslist.org/grd/2371991342.html

Ask for Bob xxx-xxx-xxxx

•Location: Georgetown
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[LindseyM12]

This is SO detailed! NOT!


wtd geese - $1 (concord)
Date: 2011-04-12, 10:17PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


for farm pond


http://charlotte.craigslist.org/grd/2321893357.html

Edited for stupidity...

 

[debilorrah]

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Wanted?

 

[LindseyM12]

Ohhhhh.....

Thanks! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[debilorrah]

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The entire post does stand to question. They could have added two letters and it would have been clear.