Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[babymakes6]

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You just missed it. It's WHITE bread!

No-It's OAT bread!

 

[classicsredone]

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[SpringChickens]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/grr/2313920928.html

Need Help With A Duck
Data: 2011-04-08, 8:17PM EDT
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I am looking for someone who can relocate a duck - thats the short story

I have a pool and every year a mallard and a hen show up and occupy my pool until I open it. This may sound dumb..... but I am serious. I have always had an assortment of methods to chase them away - and easily, bottle rockets etc.. radio, teenagers. Eventually they end up somewhere else - just not my pool. This year the hen showed up without the mallard. She won't leave and I'm pretty sure its the same one that has been here every year.

She won't leave, and I'm too nice to just go and be mean.

Well, I feel completely stupid, if someone knows how to extract a duck, well, I'm all ears.

Oh and YES I do get laughed at, at the office.....

Is there an online dating service for ducks?

Hey I've heard them all.

Lemme know....

Thanks for looking.. and stop laughing - I am serious

**************** UPDATE ******************

Thank you Craigslist people who have sent me a link to

plentyofduck

I probably misrepresented the hen as well... in heat or something..... (SORRY HEN)

Well, of course it took about 2 minutes to find a greenhead and they are a happy couple.. See Pic #2

Now.. I'm changing gears...

I'm having a fundraiser so that they can get a room... and do what they are doing now..... not in my pool...........

If you STILL want to relocate the ducks, they need a honeymoon suite..... somewhere else...

Glad someone (something) is making the best of this warm evening

THIS IS NOT A JOKE !!!!!!!!!


************* LAST UPDATE ******************

WOW ...... this went way out of hand...

NO I WILL NOT MAKE A PORN DUCK SITE!!!!!!!!!!! You Craigslist >>>&^&&^%&% ... people scare me.... read a book or something

 

[chseeads]

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I thought the same thing. Kinda looks like it's just bending down drinking water.

I concur with the above.

If it was dead laying in water it wouldn't be standing there all nice and fluffy.

 

[bustermommy]

Well I've had no response to my email and the pics are the same, so who knows.

 

[Theeggboxtoo]

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[KristyHall]

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i need a spit take smiley! I literally spit out my coffee! rofl!

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/1290743016.html

i need help moving my chickens

Date: 2009-07-26, 11:04PM CDT
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I have approximately 1,243 chickens that need to be transported, i began my journey with my mini van but just was not working out, too many trips and too much poop and feathers, and with no ac it makes it very difficult when constantly tempted to roll the windows down, and because doing it all by hand i have lost 1 out of 4 chickens with my first 3 trips. if you have reasonable transportation for this chicken operation plz let me know. thank you.

-Matt

Location: Pearland
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
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wow.


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/687162102.html

Then there is this one:

found cat--black with white stripes

Date: 2008-05-19, 3:13PM PDT
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Hi, I found a cat today near the arboretum. She's black with white stripes down her back. She seems a little standoffish. Does not get along well with children.

She doesn't have a collar, but seems to be an indoor cat and went without hesitation for a can of cat food I opened for her.

I think she's been away from home a while. She's quite smelly. May need a bath.

Please e-mail me to claim. Small rehoming fee (to cover the cost of the litterbox and cat food).

 

[Heathero617]

Iheartchicks<3

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/1290743016.html

i need help moving my chickens

Date: 2009-07-26, 11:04PM CDT
[Errors when replying to ads?]

I have approximately 1,243 chickens that need to be transported, i began my journey with my mini van but just was not working out, too many trips and too much poop and feathers, and with no ac it makes it very difficult when constantly tempted to roll the windows down, and because doing it all by hand i have lost 1 out of 4 chickens with my first 3 trips. if you have reasonable transportation for this chicken operation plz let me know. thank you.

-Matt

Location: Pearland
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

wow.


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/687162102.html

Then there is this one:

found cat--black with white stripes

Date: 2008-05-19, 3:13PM PDT
[Errors when replying to ads?]

Hi, I found a cat today near the arboretum. She's black with white stripes down her back. She seems a little standoffish. Does not get along well with children.
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/64479_687162102.jpg

She doesn't have a collar, but seems to be an indoor cat and went without hesitation for a can of cat food I opened for her.

I think she's been away from home a while. She's quite smelly. May need a bath.

Please e-mail me to claim. Small rehoming fee (to cover the cost of the litterbox and cat food).

ohh my​

 

[Amyable]

we have 5 black runner ducks. Are they show quality? no (they are too fat) 2 are older parents...3 are the children... hatched this last fall. (2 male 1 female)
would prefer if all went together. PETS ONLY!!! females lay regular. Mom did molt this spring... has some white feathers...
Do they fly? no do we let them run around the yard? yes. Good mousers/froggers and baby birds that fall out of nests....also chase baby bunnies....
Serious inquiries only.... e-mail us
(mom and dad $30.00/pair 3 kids 30.00/all)
Thank you!

ooookaaay.