Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[stargazingmommy]

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Hahahahaha. I wrote a similar ad last year.. And now my DH wants guineas again so I'll make sure to write something like this when they start standing on our front lawn hollering at the neighbors at 4AM..

Make sure you share it here lol

 

[Farmerboy16]

my chickens didn't get raptured - $6 (Holland)

Date: 2011-07-05, 2:37PM EDT
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Well, my birds didn't get raptured, and I don't want to keep them until October, so I still have laying hens for sale. I have: Isa Browns, Rhode Island Reds, Black Australorps, Buff Orpingtons, and Aracaunas (easter eggs chickens) sale. All are for sale for $6/each. but if you buy a lot of them I'll come down on the price.

Location: Holland
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Those people.

 

[Okla-doodle-doo]

CHICKENS. PAIR OF COCO MARIANS
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PAIR IS ONE YEAR OLD. BEAUTIFUL SET. 20.00 OBOCHICKENS. PAIR OF COCO MARIANS


So wonder what color these are? Chocolate!lol

 

[classicsredone]

Hmpster (citrus heights)

i have a hapster with cage and extras. the hapster is about 2 years old black and white, male, and long hair.

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/zip/2501594805.html

 

[classicsredone]

Really?

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/grd/2501450928.html

Organic Quail eggs 12 - $3.00

Health Benefits of Quail Eggs



1. are a remedy against digestive tract disorders such as gastritis, stomach ulcer and duodenal ulcer.

2. can help cure anemia increasing hemoglobin level and remove toxins and heavy metals from blood.

3. help in the treatment of tuberculosis, bronchial asthma, diabetes and vegetative-vascular dystonia.

4. have strong anticancer effects and may help inhibit cancerous growth.

5. help eliminate and remove stones from liver, kidneys and gallbladder.

6. may accelerate recuperation after blood stroke and help strengthen heart muscle.

7. are a powerful stimulant of sexual potency. They nourish the prostrate gland with useful substances, phosphorus, proteins and vitamins and therefore help restore sexual potency in men.

8. promote good memory, enhance brain activity and regulate the nervous system.

9. strengthen the immune system slow down aging of organs and increase the life span.

10. improve skin color and strengthen hair making it shiny and voluminous. That's why quail eggs are used for facial and hair care masks.



If kids eat at least 2 quail eggs daily, they grow better and are less likely to suffer from infectious diseases.​

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you trying to tell me this hamster is a hippie of some sort with his long hair??

 

[classicsredone]

I'm not sure if that's a hippie hamster or a hipster hamster.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Naw, this is a hipster hamster:

As for hippie hamster...

 

[chseeads]

Here's a white leghorn that lays a big brown egg.....


http://bloomington.craigslist.org/pet/2499265149.html

I have 4 hens that I have raised from 4 day old chicks that must find a new, forever, don't eat me because I'm a chicken home! These are my son's and my pets and not for food. Each has a name, can be picked up, follow you around the yard kinda girls. Let me emphasize... for eggs only! The owner of the rental next door is a creepy jerk, and will not sign my permit that the city must have for me to have city chickens. I don't get to screen his loud and disrespectful tenants that he over charges for his slum, I just get to find a new home for my hens. The 3 Rhode Island Reds were a year old in May, the white Leghorn was 2 years old in May. All lay beautiful and big brown eggs daily. Serious inquiries only, I'm not in the mood!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/zip/2497804202.html

free horse manure (monitor)

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Date: 2011-07-16, 1:40PM PDT
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free horse manure we can load with a tractor

jay
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